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Best of IOTW 36:07

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We're taking some time off for the holidays, but we have you covered with a "Best of Idiot of the Week" episode. We'll see you in 2026! Happy holidays!!! Your weekly fix of wacky, zany craziness as only Frangela can provide! You send in stories of real-life idiots and we mock them for your edification. It is our sacred duty. Do you want to hear mor…

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Happy Holidays! | Best of IOTW | There's Always Time For Panties 40:05

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There's Always Time For Panties This week on Idiot of the Week, the race for the title of world’s dumbest is so tight, it’s practically a photo finish—except the contestants are sprinting backward into a wall. First up, we have a drunk tourist who managed to get himself banned from Rome’s iconic Trevi Fountain. Nothing says "holiday adventure" like…

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Drone Deliveries, Baby Bullets, & Karen Complaints 51:04

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This week in stupid, the buffet of bad decisions is wide open! In South Carolina, a drone dropped crab legs, steak, and weed into a prison—because apparently DoorDash now has a felony App. A mother was allegedly shot in the leg by her two‑year‑old with an unsecured gun, proving once again that toddlers should not be your security detail. The owner …

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Rabid Raccoons & Fabergé Fools 45:51

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This week in stupid, the animal kingdom and human nonsense collide! First up, a raccoon goes on a drunken binge—because apparently even wildlife needs happy hour. Then a man chokes to death on a cockroach during a competitive eating contest, proving once again that some trophies are not worth it. Another genius tried to “rescue” a raccoon and ended…

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Mayonnaise, Moonshine & Monumental Mistakes 42:28

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the stupid is international, baby! In Spain, a customer set fire to a café because they ran out of mayonnaise—because apparently condiments are worth arson now. In Colorado, a storage unit auction turned into the largest fentanyl bust in state history, proving once again that some folks just cannot pack light. Over i…

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Parks & Pizza 43:06

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This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela dives into a buffet of bad decisions that’ll leave you asking, “How are these people allowed outside?” A woman hits 107 mph trying to beat the clock for a Little Caesar’s pizza. Ma’am… it’s not evengood pizza. A UK couple bulldozes a national park to build their dream home. Because nothing says “cozy” like e…

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Dear Diary, I’m Stupid | Best Of 38:16

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Hold on to your wigs, darling, because this week on Idiot of the Week, we're serving up a smorgasbord of stupidity that's beyond belief. First up, we’ve got a family in Australia who found themselves playing house to 102 venomous snakes. But the real question is—who’s the bigger threat? The slithering reptiles or the humans who thought it was okay …

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Chickens & Chainsaws = Stupid 52:22

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the stupid did everything they could to keep it stupid. First up: a woman claims discrimination at KFC because—brace yourself—Kentucky Fried Chicken didn’t have vegan options. Ma’am, the chicken is literally in the name. Then, a pub argument over chickens escalates into gunfire. Because nothing says “I’ve lost the pl…

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Tidal Trauma, Vehicular Betrayal, Lawn Drama, and Classroom Chaos 52:05

2M ago52:05

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This week’s idiots are giving “natural selection meets neighborhood snitchery.” We’ve got tidal trauma, vehicular betrayal, lawn drama, and classroom chaos—and it’s all deeply, stupidly real. First up: a man got obliterated by a wave at Iceland’s deadliest beach. Sir, when the beach is nicknamed “death,” maybe don’t pose for selfies at the edge of …

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Flirting with Fire, Fighting Roaches, and Minty DUI Madness 45:41

2M ago45:41

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This week’s idiots are giving “chaos with a side of lighter fluid.” We’ve got arson, nudity, pest control gone rogue, and a breath mint cover-up that’s not fooling anybody. First up: a woman intentionally starts TWO wildfires just to flirt with firefighters. Ma’am, there are apps for that. Tinder, not timber. Then, a woman tried to kill a cockroach…

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It’s Giving: Melee and Stupid 49:38

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This week’s idiots are throwing hands, throwing tantrums, and throwing all common sense out the window. It’s giving chaotic neutral, it’s giving Florida, and it’s giving somebody call somebody. First up: a man at a Florida Publix decided the best way to settle a dispute was to pummel three people with a metal shelf. Sir, this is a grocery store—not…

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Bomb Threats & Bad Decisions 48:33

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the stupid is coming in HOT and heavy—and Frangela is READY! First up, we’ve got a woman who allegedly caused over $1,000 in damages because she was charged ONE dollar for extra sauce. Ma’am. It’s condiments, not currency. You can’t put a price on petty—but she sure tried. Then there’s the 28-year-old who made a fake…

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Tampon Turf Wars, Airport Mayhem, and the Credit Card Caper 43:46

3M ago43:46

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Buckle up, babies—this week’s Idiot of the Week is serving up a buffet of bold, brazen, and straight-up bonkers behavior, and Frangela is here to crown the messiest of them all! First up, Florida firefighter Gabrielle Franz decided the best way to express her heartbreak was to dump seventy-five possibly used tampons on her ex’s lawn. That’s not clo…

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Fart Spray Felonies, Billion-Dollar Checks, and the Squirrel from Hell 34:01

3M ago34:01

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the stupidity is so strong, we’re thinking of issuing helmets and waivers before you press play. Every finalist submitted by our brilliant listeners deserves a medal for maximum foolishness—but only one can take home the crown. First up, a teacher’s assistant thought it’d be hilarious to unleash fart spray in a class…

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Emotional Support Gator, Flaming Pants, and the Accidental Rapture 38:29

3M ago38:29

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the foolishness is so strong, we’re checking the skies for locusts and fireballs—because clearly, the end times are trying to RSVP. First up, Pennsylvania Walmart said “no thanks” to a man and his emotional support alligator. Yes, an alligator. Sir, this is not a swamp, it’s a store. And no, we don’t want to pet your…

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Mushroom Hikes, Barbie Rides, and the Twerk Heard ’Round Staffordshire 38:01

3M ago38:01

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the foolishness is so potent, we’re convinced these folks woke up and chose chaos. Frangela is here to crown the dumbest of the dumb, and trust us—this week’s contenders did not come to play. First up, four hikers in the Catskills decided to trip while tripping—on magic mushrooms. Spoiler alert: nature didn’t vibe wi…

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Shark Selfies, Senior Shootouts, and the Uber Escape Plan 50:54

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the foolishness is so strong, we had to triple up on the prayer hands. First up, a woman tried to take a selfie with a shark. Yes, a shark. Spoiler alert: she didn’t get the pic, but she did get a one-way ticket to the “no hands” club. Ma’am, sharks don’t do selfies—they do snacks. Then we head to Detroit, Angela’s h…

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Kevlar Stupidity, Guinea Pig Nation, and the 9-1-1 Booze Express 41:05

4M ago41:05

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This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela is back with a fresh batch of fools who are out here doing the absolute most with the absolute least. The competition is fierce, the decisions are questionable, and the side-eye is fully loaded. First up, we’ve got a local officer who allegedly responded to a 9-1-1 call while drunk. That’s right—he showed up…

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Nickelback Screams, Shark Selfies, and the Krazy Glue Crown 1:03:01

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This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela is back with a fresh batch of fools who are out here redefining rock bottom—one bad decision at a time. First up, a camper’s repeated cries for help sparked a full-blown rescue mission. But was he in danger? No. He was just belting out Nickelback songs like it was 2003 and nobody had taste. Sir, if you're go…

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Skateboards, Snakes, and a Knife Where the Sun Don’t Shine 44:16

4M ago44:16

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This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela dives into the deep end of the dumb pool, where the water is murky and the choices are questionable. The contenders for the crown of supreme stupidity did not come to play—they came to embarrass themselves on a national scale. First up, a man was arrested for breaking into an auto dealership with a knife hid…

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Buffalo Justice, Bakery Stabbings, and the Stiletto Snap Heard ’Round the World 33:09

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This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela dives headfirst into the shallow end of the gene pool to crown the reigning monarch of moronic mayhem. The competition is fierce, the stupidity is bold, and the Darwin Awards committee is taking notes. First up: a customer in Passaic County who turned a bakery mix-up into a stabbing spree. Because clearly, t…

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Golf Fights, Fake Art, and a Seagull in Sauce 41:51

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First up, Jason Hughes, who was arrested after allegedly attacking another golfer over slow play. Because when you're frustrated on the course, clearly the next step is to throw punches instead of putts. Then we’ve got the artist who sold an invisible sculpture for $18,000. Not a sketch, not a model—just empty space and a whole lot of confidence. S…

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Meth Pipes, Marsupials & Mascot Mugshots: Florida’s Doing the Most 51:13

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Buckle up, y’all—this week on Idiot of the Week, the Sunshine State said “hold my gator” and went full tilt on the foolishness. First up, we’ve got a man with a meth pipe (not actively puffin’, thank you very much) accused of hijacking a tourist train and taking unsuspecting passengers for a scenic ride. Because apparently, “it’s my birthday” is no…

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Kiss-Cam & Coffee 46:01

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we gather ‘round the flaming dumpster of WTF moments and ask: who’s truly earned the crown? Was it CEO Andy Byron, who thought the jumbotron at a Coldplay concert was the perfect place to audition for The Office: HR Violations Edition? Or maybe it’s the criminal masterminds who DIY’d a cocaine arrow and launched it s…

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Tarantulas, Chucky, and Bear Selfies—The Race to Ridiculous Is On 49:23

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we’re back with another batch of folks who took a hard left at common sense and never looked back. First up, somebody thought it was a good idea to ship 1,500 tarantulas—yes, real ones—hidden in sponge cake boxes. That’s not dessert, that’s a horror movie with frosting. Then we’ve got a woman who filed a lawsuit agai…

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Meth, Diamonds, and a Whole Lotta Nope 54:11

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Alright y’all, buckle up—this week on Idiot of the Week, we’ve got enough foolishness to make a raccoon shake its head in disappointment. First up: a couple allegedly trying to poison the man’s ex-girlfriends with cyanide. Cyanide. Not a text. Not a petty Instagram comment. Cyanide. Then we got some Airbnb guests who decided the best way to enjoy t…

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Ducks, Dads, and Raccoon Retaliation 38:42

6M ago38:42

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we ask the only question that matters: who out-stupided whom? First up, a rogue duck in Florida is accused of terrorizing an entire neighborhood. We don’t know what kind of beef this bird had, but it clearly woke up and chose chaos. Then, there’s the neighbor who saw a, shall we say, casually dressed father with his …

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One-Year Gun Plans, Kangaroo Fights, and the Worst Heist Follow-Up—Idiocy in Peak Form 38:20

6M ago38:20

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we dive headfirst into the latest collection of deeply regrettable life choices. First up, a judge determined that a man posed a significant danger to himself and others if allowed to own firearms. So, naturally, he agreed to give up his extensive arsenal… for one whole year. Because nothing says “long-term safety so…

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Nuns, Scooters, and Colosseum Calamities—A Masterclass in Bad Decisions 40:22

6M ago40:22

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we embark on a journey through some of the most spectacular lapses in judgment the world has to offer. First up, we catch up with the "nuns on the run"—because when an intra-nunnery prosecco dispute escalates all the way to the Pope, you know things have gone very off the rails. Then, we have an American tourist in R…

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Naked Flights, Wig Heists, and the Worst Coroner Ever—Idiocy Takes Off 38:06

7M ago38:06

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Y’all, this week’s Idiot of the Week is stacked with some truly next-level foolishness. First up, we have a flight attendant who thought the best way to handle a four-hour flight delay was to let a child sing a Moana song over the intercom. Look, we all love Disney, but after hour three in an airport, nobody is out here trying to hear How Far I’ll …

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Frequent Flyer Pigeons, Suspicious WiFi, and Middle School Politics—Idiocy Takes Flight 34:45

7M ago34:45

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the competition for supreme foolishness is fierce, and—much like stupidity itself—it does not quit. First, Delta Airlines, showing their commitment to innovative travel solutions, seems to be the airline of choice for pigeons. Yes, actual pigeons. Because when you think frequent flyer perks, you obviously think “urba…

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Kangaroo Escapes, Lost Murderers, and Steakhouse Showdowns—The Idiocy Is Strong This Week 33:46

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we once again ask the eternal question: What are the stupid doing? And the answer, dear listener, is everything. First up, we’ve got not one, but two runaway kangaroos—one in Alabama, one in Colorado—raising the important follow-up question: Why do so many people in the U.S. own kangaroos? Also, when a kangaroo escap…

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Biscuits, Bots, and the Boldest Bad Decisions 44:05

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we dive into a fresh batch of mind-boggling decisions that truly make The Mindful Thief required reading for the future of this country. First, we meet a man accused of robbing seven-plus Circle Ks. That’s right—the same Circle K. It seems our aspiring criminal mastermind operates under the belief that if at first yo…

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Meth Raccoons, Peacock Pandemonium, and Crocodile Selfies—The Intelligence Test We’re All Failing 39:21

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we once again ask the age-old question: Are humans actually intelligent animals? Or is that deeply unfair to animals? First up, we have the woman who may have shared a meth pipe with her pet raccoon. Because when looking for responsible choices in life, “passing narcotics to a wild animal” is…not it. Then, there’s a …

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High-Stakes Easter, Fuji Fails, and Human Remains for Sale—Peak Idiocy Achieved 51:16

8M ago51:16

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we have a truly competitive lineup in the battle for peak stupidity. First, meet the Easter Bunny-slash-drug dealer who thought the best way to spread seasonal joy was by hiding marijuana-stuffed eggs all over the city. Egg hunts just got a whole lot more interesting—and slightly illegal. Then, there’s the student wh…

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Pigeon Duck, Naked Debates, and Coconut Diplomacy—The Idiot Olympics 46:03

8M ago46:03

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the competition for the crown of stupidity is fiercer than ever. First up, a restaurant that thought it could pass off street pigeon as duck. Spoiler alert: diners were not amused, and neither were the health inspectors. Next, we head to the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, where a Spirit Airlines pas…

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Support Tigers, Tinder Hitmen, and Applebee’s Party Legends—A Masterclass in Buffoonery 44:58

8M ago44:58

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This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela tackles the kind of idiocy that truly defies comprehension. First, meet Nevada Karl, who thought seven "emotional support" tigers prowling around his house was a totally fine idea—until the authorities didn’t agree. Then, we head to New Jersey, where one woman decided that hiring a hitman via Tinder was the …

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Dachshunds, Cybertrucks, and Hypodermic Hijinks—A Masterclass in Stupidity 39:56

8M ago39:56

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we bring you a lineup of contenders so astoundingly foolish, you'd think they were competing for a lifetime supply of bad decisions. First, meet Valerie—the miniature dachshund thriving on the rugged terrain of Australia’s Kangaroo Island. While humans panic and search for her, she’s out here living her best life. Ma…

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Middle School Ink, Diamond Swallows, and Instagram Crime—America, You’re on a Roll! 58:02

9M ago58:02

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we bring you a lineup of contenders so jaw-droppingly ridiculous, you’ll question how humanity has made it this far. First, we investigate how a Texas middle school managed to turn a classroom into a tattoo parlor—and not the cool kind. With one shared needle among students, it’s a truly horrifying tale of poor decis…

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Stupid Never Goes Extinct 32:04

9M ago32:04

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the competition for the coveted crown of sheer, unparalleled foolishness is fiercer than ever—and believe me, the bar is subterranean. First up, we have a Memphis man who’s redefined “man’s best friend” by claiming he wasshot by his dog. Yes, as if Fido didn’t already have enough on his plate, he’s now allegedly pack…

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There's Always Time For Panties 39:49

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the race for the title of world’s dumbest is so tight, it’s practically a photo finish—except the contestants are sprinting backward into a wall. First up, we have a drunk tourist who managed to get himself banned from Rome’s iconic Trevi Fountain. Nothing says "holiday adventure" like getting a lifetime ban! Next, a…

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Hot Tea and Hotter Wombats 45:00

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we dive headfirst into the swirling vortex of human absurdity. First up, Starbucks faces a $50 million lawsuit after a scalding tea incident—was it negligence or just a piping-hot cup of stupidity? Then, a man attempts to smuggle a live turtle through TSA... in his pants. Yes, you heard that right. Meanwhile, Sam Jon…

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Stupid Sauce And Inflight Ignorance 49:12

10M ago49:12

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Oh honey, buckle up and grab your tea, because this week’s episode of Idiot of the Week is serving up a buffet of wrong! Will the crown go to the Southwest Airlines diva who turned turbulence into a tantrum? Or perhaps the three-wheeled daredevil from West Babylon, redefining reckless with a side of audacity? Let’s not forget the Louisiana legend w…

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Dear Diary, I'm stupid. 37:57

10M ago37:57

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Hold on to your wigs, darling, because this week on Idiot of the Week, we're serving up a smorgasbord of stupidity that's beyond belief. First up, we’ve got a family in Australia who found themselves playing house to 102 venomous snakes. But the real question is—who’s the bigger threat? The slithering reptiles or the humans who thought it was okay …

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DEATH, CAKE AND PENISES 40:16

10M ago40:16

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This week on Idiot of the Week, the competition for the coveted title of "Stupidest of the Week" is fierce! Our contenders include: Qatar Airways, who somehow thought it was acceptable to make a couple sit next to a dead body for four hours on a flight; a woman who tragically lost both hands while trying to take a selfie with a shark (spoiler: shar…

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Pigs, Labels, and Handwriting Woes 43:07

10M ago43:07

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Description: Welcome to another uproarious episode of Idiot of the Week, where we celebrate the most bewildering and ridiculous antics of the week. This time, the competition for the coveted title of Idiot of the Week is fiercer than ever! Columbus, Ohio vs. Roaming Pigs: The residents of Columbus are on edge as they face an unexpected terror—roami…

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Fast Food Meltdown, AI Brad Pitt, and Deer Hunter Dilemmas 32:22

10M ago32:22

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we’ve got an eclectic mix of mind-boggling blunders, and the competition for the coveted "Idiot of the Week" title is fierce. Will America finally learn to manage its fast food expectations, or will Louisville once again prove that anything can go wrong in the drive-thru? Maybe it’ll be the woman who clearly missed t…

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Hacksaws and Whisky 38:53

11M ago38:53

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In this week's episode, we’ve got a fresh batch of nominees vying for the internationally coveted Idiot of the Week title — and trust us, it's a tight race. Was it the parishioner who thought whisky and tangerines were an appropriate offering in the Lord's house? Or maybe the Scandinavian airline that faced a mouse invasion in the middle of a fligh…

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Fast Food Meltdowns, AI Brad Pitt, and Deer Hunter Dilemmas 30:10

11M ago30:10

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we’ve got an eclectic mix of mind-boggling blunders, and the competition for the coveted "Idiot of the Week" title is fierce. Will America finally learn to manage its fast food expectations, or will Louisville once again prove that anything can go wrong in the drive-thru? Maybe it’ll be the woman who clearly missed t…

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Evidence Rooms, Baby Chicks, and Multitasking for idiots! 28:59

11M ago28:59

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It’s that time again! The Idiot of the Week race is on, and this week’s contenders are raising the bar for absurdity. Will it be the Houston official who thought it was a good idea to “clean up” the evidence room? Or the man who seemed to believe that gargling a baby chick could solve his fertility problems? Then there’s the Zillenial who multitask…