Best Crappens Podcasts (2025)

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The Annual Gay-Crappens Crossover: My Secret Santa on Netflix (Part 2) 55:51

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This is part 2 of 4! Catch the next two episodes next week y'all! This is part 2 of 4 Episode description: Taylor disguises as Santa at a resort to fund her daughter's ski lessons. Working with the charming manager Matthew, she finds holiday cheer and a chance at love amidst challenges. Watch us on YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@RealityGays Follo…

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays 56:03

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This is part 2 of 4 We are joined by pod buddies Mattie (@themattmarr) and Poodle (@jakeitorfakeit) of Reality Gays (@realitygayspodcast) for our yearly tradition of trashing a Christmas movie for four hours. This time, the film is My Secret Santa from @netflix. It’s Mrs Doubtfire with only the Doubt. Enjoy part two and check back the next few days…

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[Bonus Preview] Avatar: Fire and Ash Review 21:03

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Lizzie and Chris candidly reflect on James Cameron's newest tale from Pandora, Avatar: Fire and Ash. Join us for a discussion that covers story vs. special FX, the evolution and current status of the saga, whether even the great Sigourney Weaver can pull off being an underage alien, and much more. To enjoy the full episode and all other WWW Bonus E…

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The Annual Gay-Crappens Crossover: My Secret Santa on Netflix (Part 1) 1:04:20

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays, Sissies! 🎄🕎✨ The pods are OPEN because the annual Gay-Crappens crossover is finally here! Can y'all believe we are on year SIX of coming together to read a holiday movie for absolute filth? We are talking sh*t for hours and hours! We hope you all have a fabulous break—because Lord knows this year…

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#3134 My Secret Santa Part One With Reality Gays 1:04:21

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This is part one of a four-part recap! We are joined by pod buddies Mattie (@themattmarr) and Poodle (@jakeitorfakeit) of Reality Gays (@realitygayspodcast) for our yearly tradition of trashing a Christmas movie for four hours. This time, the film is My Secret Santa from @netflix. It’s Mrs Doubtfire with only the Doubt. Enjoy part one and check bac…

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#3133 Crappens Rewind: My Octopus Teacher on Netflix (Part 2) 41:50

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This is part 2 of a 2-part rewind recap Can Ben and Ronnie take on a nature doc? Absolutely. Let’s revisit their journey under the sea to visit Patty the octopus and her needy human friend. Oh, and F those pajama sharks. *This episode originally aired September 2020 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht…

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#3132 Crappens Rewind: My Octopus Teacher on Netflix (Part 1) 1:05:34

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This is part one of a two-part recap! Can Ben and Ronnie take on a nature doc? Absolutely. Let’s revisit their journey under the sea to visit Patty the octopus and her needy human friend. Oh, and F those pajama sharks. *This episode originally aired September 2020 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http…

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#3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper 41:25

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This is part 2 of 2 Below Deck Mediterranean brings back an old lovah and someone poops in a shower drain. It’s a real sh**show. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht…

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997 - Moment For 25 To Life (12/23/25) 1:24:37

1d ago1:24:37

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To round out a very dark year, Will and Felix take a look at some grim stories: the Brown shooter’s identity, another Epstein drop, Bari Weiss’s promotion to Regime Censor, and Jelly Roll being pardoned. We then turn to the TPUSA conference where the fight for Charlie Kirk’s legacy continues, with Nicki Minaj joining the fray and JD Vance working o…

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#3130 Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper 52:09

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This is part one of a two-part recap Below Deck Mediterranean brings back an old lovah and someone poops in a shower drain. It’s a real sh**show. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri…

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90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way 0716 “Crikey” 57:39

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Luke and Madelein face the possibility of becoming parents. Chloe's friends warn her not to marry Johny. Pattiya tells Dylan she wants to start dancing again. Matthew's dad tries to get Greta to change her mind. --- ’Tis the season! Gift the gift of gay! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGays+ + Patreon ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patre…

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#3129 Married To Medicine S12E04: Toya Story 1:04:16

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Toya and Eugene fight at their own party on this week’s Married To Medicine. Don’t worry. It turns out it’s Heavenly’s fault. Ah well. What a waste of a Hobby Lobby cherry blossom tree. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at http…

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#3128 RHOP S10E12 Part Two: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me 43:13

4d ago43:13

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This is part two of a two-part recap! Stacey’s potato salad isn’t appreciated at the Real Housewives of Potomac pot luck, but Charisse brought something for Ashley to salivate over. Her son. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at…

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#3127 RHOP S10E12 Part One: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me 51:56

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This is part one of a two-part recap Stacey’s potato salad isn’t appreciated at the Real Housewives of Potomac pot luck, but Charisse brought something for Ashley to salivate over. Her son. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at …

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90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days: S803 “Prepare for Take-off” Part 2 1:00:46

5d ago1:00:46

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Laura flies to Turkey to meet her young hot beau. Aviva and Stig spend their first night together. Forrest and family make the long journey to see Sheena. Rick and Trish have a heart to heart. Lisa finds love again, hoping the 6th time's the charm. --- ’Tis the season! Gift the gift of gay! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGay…

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Avatar (2009) 1:51:42

3d ago1:51:42

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Would you make love to an alien? Because James Cameron wants to know. Lizzie & Chris cap a James Cameron Christmas with perhaps his most polarizing film, Avatar. From epic spats to studio subterfuge and accusations of plagiarism, the journey to Pandora (and box office glory) begs the question: was it worth a seemingly self-imposed exile to a world …

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90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days: S803 “Prepare for Take-off” Part 1 1:06:26

5d ago1:06:26

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Laura flies to Turkey to meet her young hot beau. Aviva and Stig spend their first night together. Forrest and family make the long journey to see Sheena. Rick and Trish have a heart to heart. Lisa finds love again, hoping the 6th time's the charm. --- ’Tis the season! Gift the gift of gay! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGay…

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#3126 RHOBH S15E03: All the Single Ladies 1:22:36

8d ago1:22:36

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Its speed dating week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Douchebags abound. Then it’s off to a money talk lunch where Dorit festers on her marriage and realizes how unprepared she is for PK’s games. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Pri…

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The Gayly Dose #49 “Come On Ride the Train…and Ride It!” 38:18

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The boys discuss the legacy of Rob and Michele Reiner, as well as holiday stress, and the “Actors on Actors” conversation with Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo di Caprio ’Tis the season! Gift the gift of gay! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGays+ + Patreon ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays⁠⁠ or + Supercast ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https…

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#3125 Southern Charm S11E05 Part Two: Pool Intentions 40:34

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This is part 2 of a two-part recap Pool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to…

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#3124 Southern Charm S11E05 Part One: Pool Intentions 56:17

8d ago56:17

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This is part one of a two-part recap! Pool time on Southern Charm. Craig throws a party without a woman’s touch, which leads to a bunch of leaky noodles and people going home early. Venita exploits someone’s vagina, and Molly lets Salley have it. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go…

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#3123 Vanderpump Rules S12E3 Part 2 : Venus Try Trap 36:32

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This is part 2 of a two-part recap Vanderpump Rules is all about the gang’s first pool party where Venus loses his shit and attacks some girl and Natalie and Marcus get revenge by outing all of the trash he’s been talking. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwha…

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#3122 Vanderpump Rules S12E3 Part 1: Venus Try Trap 52:54

9d ago52:54

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This is part one of a two-part recap! Vanderpump Rules is all about the gang’s first pool party where Venus loses his shit and attacks some girl and Natalie and Marcus get revenge by outing all of the trash he’s been talking. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watch…

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#3121 RHOSLC S614: Trick of the Trademark 1:20:48

9d ago1:20:48

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are still in Greece, and this time Meredith breaks down over not being able to speak to toddler Brooksie and Angie flips over a trademark. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19…

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#3120 Below Deck Med S10E12: Kizz and Tell 1:15:24

10d ago1:15:24

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We absolutely CANNOT believe that Joe stepped out on V the first chance he had! Below Deck Mediterranean has us shaking our heads but also patting our backs for seeing this coming a mile away. Plus, a cliffhanger twist! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcr…

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90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way 0715 “Lo Siento” 52:54

11d ago52:54

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Manon reveals a secret she's been keeping from Anthony. Jenny's struggles at the cafe continue. Luke and Madelein are hit with a sudden scare days before their wedding. A heartbroken Matthew hopes his father can help mend things with Greta. --- ’Tis the season! Gift the gift of gay! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGays+ + Pat…

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#3119 Crappy Hour 12/15/25: Our Alison Roman Empire 52:48

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This week on Crappy Hour, we have the honor of laughing with the incomparable Alison Roman (Instagram: @alisoneroman)! We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-i…

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995 - The Numerology Guys feat. Alex Nichols (12/15/25) 1:08:41

11d ago1:08:41

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Alex joins us to talk about Bari Weiss’s bizarre interview with Erika Kirk, Trump’s #PACKWATCH response to Rob Reiner’s death, and Candace Owens’ feud with just about every single member of Con Inc. over her bestie’s legacy. After a brief grab bag of new Epstein photos, we finally stage an intervention for Rod Dreher, who is currently having his ar…

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#3118 Married To Medicine S12E03: Paying, Attention 1:15:22

11d ago1:15:22

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Contessa throws herself a party on Married To Medicine, and then gets mad when Brandi’s husband pays for dinner. And on an episode about opening the wallet, Dr. Simone’s kids learn the hard way what happens when they ask for too much. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.…

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#3117 RHOP S10E11 Part Two: This House Is Not a Home 36:59

11d ago36:59

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This is part 2 of 2 Angel discovers that her WagBnB is no longer available. Did she underestimate how long this season of Real Housewives of Potomac would shoot? Or did she get evicted? Meanwhile, Stacey and Kiearna try to bury the hatchet over passive-aggressive burrata.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in…

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#3116 RHOP S10E11 Part One: This House Is Not a Home 56:07

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This is part one of two Angel discovers that her WagBnB is no longer available. Did she underestimate how long this season of Real Housewives of Potomac would shoot? Or did she get evicted? Meanwhile, Stacey and Kiearna try to bury the hatchet over passive-aggressive burrata.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participat…

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90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days: S802 “Fasten Your Seatbelts” Part 2 1:20:48

12d ago1:20:48

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This is part 2 Rick finally meets his Malagasy Queen in person. Emma and Ziad get off to a rocky start. Aviva is in love with a Belizean pop star. As Forrest gets ready to depart, he's faced with the realization that Sheena lied -- again. 31:10 - Forrest and Sheena 49.44 - Finding Christmas Corner 1:01:25 Emma and Ziad To learn more about listener …

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Aliens 1:23:16

10d ago1:23:16

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On camera it was Ripley vs. the Alien Queen… off camera it was James Cameron vs. everyone else. Mutinous crews, studio interference, and seemingly impossible creature builds were just the beginning of the chaos behind 1986’s action-packed classic 'Aliens'. This week, Chris and Lizzie uncover why no one called Ridley Scott, how Sigourney Weaver almo…

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90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days: S802 “Fasten Your Seatbelts” Part 1 1:08:48

12d ago1:08:48

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Rick finally meets his Malagasy Queen in person. Emma and Ziad get off to a rocky start. Aviva is in love with a Belizean pop star. As Forrest gets ready to depart, he's faced with the realization that Sheena lied -- again. --- ’Tis the season! Gift the gift of gay! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGays+ + Patreon ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https…