Best Cock Radio Podcasts (2025)

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Invest or Drink? 45:53

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2h ago45:53

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This episode of Talking Real Money tackles myths about the Federal Reserve and interest rates, explains why mortgage and Treasury rates don’t automatically follow Fed moves, and reminds listeners that markets usually price in expected changes. Don and Tom then pop the cork on wine investing, showing that after costs it performs about as well as pla…

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Cock a Doodle Don't 4:43

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House=Home 25:05

11h ago25:05

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0:04 Why your home isn’t part of your investment portfolio 0:26 The myth of the American Dream and why owning may not make sense 1:33 A buyer’s remorse story from Atlanta 2:35 $3,000/month to own vs. $1,200/month to rent 3:34 Hidden expenses: $13,000 sewer connection surprise 4:31 “I can’t sell my house” = “I won’t lower the price” 5:35 Housing ret…

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WS 465 Kinky Community Manners 1:02:01

2h ago1:02:01

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Join Ms Harper as she explains everything you need to know about how to join a kinky community event, whether that's a munch, BDSM play party, feminization party, or other sexy event! Whore School is your adult sex education podcast with a no shame, no guilt, and no fear attitude. Learn all the things 'the man' doesn't want you to know about sex, s…

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More Qs Needed 21:59

43m ago21:59

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Don laments the shortage of voice-submitted questions for the Friday Q&A shows and urges listeners to speak their questions into their phones or computers instead of typing them. He answers four listener questions: whether to take a pension lump sum or annuity, whether to roll a 401(k) into an IRA and how much to keep saving with a union pension, a…

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08.22.25 (MP3): Fun Gun Talk... M18/Sig 320 Hubbub, 1911s Cocked & Locked, Do All Four-Wheelers Carry?, Trannies Are for Cars (Don't Blame the Hammer), Is the NRA Waiting Out the Crazy?, Conference-Calling ... 1:05:02

5d ago1:05:02

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There's some strange things afoot at the Circle K, amongst them some sideways situations for American firearm owners and Second Amendment supporters (which means everyone, in a fashion). What's going on with the unintended acceleration from M18s? Did Sig Sauer make a mistake or is this something worse? What's better for our fighters to carry - an M…

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08.22.25: Fun Gun Talk... M18/Sig 320 Hubbub, 1911s Cocked & Locked, Do All Four-Wheelers Carry?, Trannies Are for Cars (Don't Blame the Hammer), Is the NRA Waiting Out the Crazy?, Conference-Calling your ... 1:05:02

5d ago1:05:02

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There's some strange things afoot at the Circle K, amongst them some sideways situations for American firearm owners and Second Amendment supporters (which means everyone, in a fashion). What's going on with the unintended acceleration from M18s? Did Sig Sauer make a mistake or is this something worse? What's better for our fighters to carry - an M…

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Are You Really Broke? 36:43

35m ago36:43

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This episode explores Americans’ financial well-being in 2025, using a Yahoo Finance/Marist survey as the springboard. Don and Tom discuss how their audience differs from the average American listener, how perceptions of financial health can be misleading, and what to actually do if your finances—or your feelings about them—are getting worse. They …

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Jamie Kennedy PT 1: Scream, Snatch, SnowBubu and Jamie’s Not Dead. Playboy Mansion Partying with Leonardo DiCaprio and Carmen Electra. Cock Socks and Yes! Ellen DeGeneres was My Pimp! 1:04:09

5d ago1:04:09

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From Malibu’s Most Wanted to Most Hung?The banter begins with Jamie Kennedy’s legendary TV and film career—but quickly shifts to the elephant on the internet. Yes, THAT photo. Is it real? We get the truth straight from Jamie himself. (Spoiler: blurry or not, it’s all him.)From Scream to The Jamie Kennedy Experiment The boys celebrate Jamie’s cultur…

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It IS Gambling 43:57

34m ago43:57

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Don goes solo this week and covers the wild state of “investing” in 2025 — including single-stock ETFs, leveraged funds, and zero-day options that look more like gambling than investing. He answers listener questions about Roth strategies for kids, aggressive long-term allocations, finding fiduciary advisors, dealing with inherited stock portfolios…

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AI Advice 43:44

44m ago43:44

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This week Don hosts solo and brings in “Cath GPT” (ChatGPT) as a "live" guest to explore the rise of AI in personal finance. They cover what types of questions AI is best at answering, its limits for real-time data and stock trading, and the importance of privacy and skepticism. Don emphasizes planning before investing, critiques dollar-cost averag…

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Dizzying Heights? 32:55

17m ago32:55

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Don and Tom take listeners on a “mountaintop” look at today’s frothy markets, exploring elevated valuations, retail trading spikes, and record margin debt. They unpack what these numbers really mean, warn against trying to time the market, and reiterate the need for diversification and a long-term plan. Listener questions include a young investor’s…

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WS 464 Enchantrix Empire Tour 1:00:27

3h ago1:00:27

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Join Harper on a tour of some of the important places in the Enchantrix Empire! Start with the Phone Sex Boutique, where you'll find links to all the speciality sites as well as the main portals for Cock Control, Vox Erotic, and Enchantrix. Learn about the erotic audios and assignments, as well as what to expect if you'd like to commission a custom…

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Gogo Lomo-David PT 1: Jennifer Coolidge Called Me Sweetheart and Niecy Nash Posted Me On TikTok. I Don't Drink Coffee but, I am the Face of Starbucks! 52:57

10d ago52:57

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Gogo Lomo-David joins us for a wild, soulful, and hilarious ride. You’ve seen Gogo in the Starbucks commercial (even though he doesn't drink coffee!), California Lottery, Apartments.com, and The Righteous Gemstones — now get to know the man behind the roles. Even as the face of Starbucks, Gogo admits he doesn't drink coffee — he's naturally wired t…

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A Few Good Qs 23:00

1h ago23:00

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Don answers listener questions on funding a taxable brokerage account, clarifies what “more buyers than sellers” really means, explains why fixed income is about psychology rather than income, gives advice on setting up joint accounts for aging parents, lays out a lifetime HSA allocation strategy, and clears up confusion about Appella Wealth’s conn…

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Opportunities Overseas 26:47

1h ago26:47

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Don and Tom dig into international investing — why diversification across borders is essential, why timing international markets is a mistake, and how currency fluctuations affect returns. They revisit Japan’s lost decades, talk emerging markets, discuss John Bogle’s arguments against international investing, and explain why owning all markets all …

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Why So Mean? 45:34

11m ago45:34

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In this episode, Don and Tom dig into the podcast rankings to explain why Talking Real Money isn’t at the top—and why Dave Ramsey still is, despite offering more shame than substance. They explore the concept of financial shaming vs. education, reflect on listener Judy’s brilliant retirement planning, and take aim at stock-trading politicians, espe…

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Too Great Expectations 43:42

9d ago43:42

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Don and Tom break down the overhyped expectations around recent market returns, referencing Jason Zweig’s analysis of 230 years of stock market data. They emphasize that spending and saving habits matter more than chasing 15% returns, and explain why realistic planning using a 3–6% real return assumption over 30-year rolling periods is more prudent…

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Extended Child Care 27:19

10d ago27:19

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Don and Tom dive into the emotional, financial, and practical realities of supporting adult children. From layoffs to loans, down payments to dog surprises, this episode tackles the growing trend of parents funding their 20- and 30-something offspring—and how to do it without wrecking your retirement. Plus, listener questions about gifting stock, p…

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WS 463 Prejac or Gooner? Men's Sexual Stamina and Endurance Revealed 59:37

1d ago59:37

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Ms Harper of the Fetish Phone Sex Blog brings her brand of no shame, no guilt, no fear adult sex education to the question of men's sexual stamina and endurance in Prejac or Gooner? Learn about premature ejaculation, orgasm control, Tantra, and what it means to be a gooner. Remember: your sexual stamina is only a problem if it's a problem for YOU; …

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Ready for a Few As 16:50

4d ago16:50

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In this Friday Q&A edition, Don fields listener questions on rolling over a large 401(k) after a layoff, whether IRA money should ever be used to buy real estate, Vanguard’s new active ETF offerings, choosing between Vanguard and Schwab 2035 target-date funds, and whether to treat a foreign apartment purchase as part of an investment portfolio. Alo…

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Passive Bubble? 44:28

15d ago44:28

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Don and Tom dismantle the “passive bubble” trope, walk through Morningstar’s active/passive scorecard (great one-year anecdotes vs brutal long-run stats), and recap the steady shift of investor dollars toward indexing. A caller tries to drag the show into politics via data independence (BLS/Fed), prompting a level-headed reminder that markets price…

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September Nonsense 44:43

5d ago44:43

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Don and Tom mark Labor Day weekend with a lively discussion of the so-called September Effect—Wall Street’s superstition about historically negative returns in September. They remind listeners that short-term market timing is a losing strategy and that knowing (not guessing) your risk tolerance and asset allocation matters most. The conversation ra…

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Danielle Vasinova PT 2: Haute with JLO, Britney, Kim K's Couture Chaos! Spilling Secrets on Yellowstone's Kevin Kostner and The Madison with Michelle Pfeiffer. 1:15:51

21d ago1:15:51

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The couture chaos continues as Danielle Vasinova struts back into the Undressed studio with Pol’ Atteu, Patrik Simpson, and Beverly Hills’ tiniest diva, SnowWhite90210. If Part 1 had you gagging, Part 2 will leave you clutching your pearls. This hour is dripping with celebrity gossip, haute couture, Hollywood drama, and a coffee reading that might …

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Q&A&B(onds) 25:37

14d ago25:37

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Tom kicks off with a check-in on bond market returns, reminding listeners that bonds are about stability, not yield-chasing. He’s joined by advisor Roxy Butner, who helps answer listener questions about fixed-allocation vs. target-date funds, how much international exposure is enough, Ameriprise “CL” fund share classes with high fees, and whether h…

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08.14.25 (MP3): Carmakers Stealing Performance (from You), Right-To-Repair (for You), Camping World's FU, NPR Discovers Tractor Pulls (Duhh, You), Illegal Truckers Could Kill You, Filipinos Give China ... 50:51

22d ago50:51

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Are you a maker or a taker? We've made nothing but the good stuff on this episode: automaker OEs forgetting who owns the cars they sold (you) and taking away the performance over the phone (and forgetting the rules of Right-To-Repair as outlined by champs like Steve Wozniak and the federal case against John Deere). Speaking of tractors, we've got a…

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08.14.25: Carmakers Stealing Performance (from You), Right-To-Repair (for You), Camping World's FU, NPR Discovers Tractor Pulls (Duhh, You), Illegal Truckers Could Kill You, Filipinos Give China a Screw ... 50:51

22d ago50:51

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Are you a maker or a taker? We've made nothing but the good stuff on this episode: automaker OEs forgetting who owns the cars they sold (you) and taking away the performance over the phone (and forgetting the rules of Right-To-Repair as outlined by champs like Steve Wozniak and the federal case against John Deere). Speaking of tractors, we've got a…

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WS 462 Chastity Games 1:00:20

8d ago1:00:20

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Mistress Harper brings experience, expertise, and compassion to a discussion of Chastity. Learn all about why a person might be interested in playing a chastity game, and how to play these D/s power exchange games safely. While using a cheaper device made of potentially questionable materials can make sense for a weekend of exploration and temporar…

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Query Day 21:12

21d ago21:12

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Don fields listener questions from Asheville in this Friday Q&A edition. Topics include calculating investment returns with XIRR versus simple time-weighted methods, rebalancing U.S. vs. international allocations in a Vanguard portfolio, whether children can have multiple custodial accounts (and why 529s may be better), AVGE versus VT and why facto…

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Kiara Liz Ortega PT 2: PS, Love You, I Married my Stalker. My Miss Puerto Rico Sabotage and No I Do Not Cook! Magic in the Maldives and Back to the Bay! 51:52

26d ago51:52

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What do you do when the man who once slid into your DMs ends up becoming your husband? If you’re Kiara Liz Ortega, you marry him in Ireland at the actual P.S. I Love You bridge, wear a black diamond ring, and then laugh years later about the fact that yes—technically—you married your stalker. In this unfiltered, hilarious, and heart-tugging episode…

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Looking Back 29:15

15d ago29:15

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This episode of Talking Real Money digs into recency bias—our human tendency to expect the future to look like the recent past—and how it’s quietly reshaping retirement portfolios. Don and Tom examine rising stock allocations in 401(k)s and target-date funds, even among older investors, and why this performance-chasing is dangerous. They highlight …

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Illiquid Alternatives 44:13

13d ago44:13

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Tom Cock takes the reins while Don visits family, leading a live call-in show that covers liquidity risks in private investments and university endowments, skepticism over deferred income annuities, housing sale costs, Vanguard ETF gaps, the importance of diversification beyond the S&P 500, and why long-term investing discipline beats reacting to s…

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BCB Dario 8 // BBC Radio 2 📻 1:12:26

13d ago1:12:26

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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) You could call me comp’s mentis, if you’re aware of me telling jokes. I’ll honestly be insulted if you don’t get them. Especially if you expect I don’t get them. Like I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I’M DOING?!?!?! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!??!??? -oh. What? …No…? Forget all the harsh words th…

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Making Life Better 42:19

14d ago42:19

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Tom Cock hosts this week’s Talking Real Money solo while Don visits his mom. He reflects on Appella Wealth’s annual client event, where clients talked more about travel, grandkids, and weather than money—showing that the firm’s real value is helping people worry less about markets and more about life. Tom takes listener calls covering whether to re…

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08.09.25 (MP3): High-Mountain Four-Wheeling @ JFSummit3 - Go Do Stuff! Grenadier VS 4Runner, Eddyline VS Elevation, Skids VS Rocks, History VS Bureaucrats, Camping VS Cabinning, GMRS VS CB, Fox VS King ... 1:11:11

29d ago1:11:11

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The Garage Hour: home of microaggressions (plus the other kind) - your favorite gearhead goons got lost in the good stuff (Collegiate Mountains above Salida, Poncha Springs, Buena Vista and St. Elmo) and their trucks will never be the same. Cohosts White Mark the Diversity Hire and the Walkin' Dude came along, and dragged FOB cohosts Papa Smurf and…

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08.09.25: High-Mountain Four-Wheeling @ JFSummit3 - Go Do Stuff! Grenadier VS 4Runner, Eddyline VS Elevation, Skids VS Rocks, History VS Bureaucrats, Camping VS Cabinning, GMRS VS CB, Fox VS King VS Bilstein ... 1:11:11

29d ago1:11:11

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The Garage Hour: home of microaggressions (plus the other kind) - your favorite gearhead goons got lost in the good stuff (Collegiate Mountains above Salida, Poncha Springs, Buena Vista and St. Elmo) and their trucks will never be the same. Cohosts White Mark the Diversity Hire and the Walkin' Dude came along, and dragged FOB cohosts Papa Smurf and…

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Should Have Yielded 27:49

14d ago27:49

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Don and Tom revisit their long-standing skepticism of Yieldstreet after CNBC’s investigation reveals major investor losses. They highlight how promises of high returns and low risk almost always end in disaster, connecting this lesson back to their 2022 warnings. The episode underscores the dangers of “magical” investments, the myth of passive inco…

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WS 461 Weird Sex 1:01:24

15d ago1:01:24

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Mistress Harper brings you adult sex education from a professional Femdom! Whore School is the antidote to abstinence only sex education: a little raunchy and a lot of shame-free fun. Weird really is in the eye of the beholder, and Ms Harper explores the more common of the weird and unusual fetishes. Learn about folks who enjoy bodily fluids, food …

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Danielle Vasinova PT 1: From Manure to The Madison with Michelle Pfeiffer. Helen Mirren Shade and My Emmy is Where? Death Becomes her and Derby Dreams! 1:01:57

1M ago1:01:57

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The glam squad is in overdrive as Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson welcome actress, model, and total powerhouse Danielle Vasinova into the Undressed hot seat! You know her from The Bay (where she snagged an Emmy), the Yellowstone universe (1923), and now the buzzy new series The Madison alongside Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell. But behind the Holl…

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Busy Day of Q&A 26:49

28d ago26:49

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This question heavy episode of Talking Real Money dives into six listener questions ranging from umbrella insurance and portfolio rebalancing to small-cap value allocation, AI’s role in financial planning, and advisory fees. Don critiques umbrella policies as overpriced peace-of-mind products, gives practical strategies for balancing across multipl…

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Still Rising 32:24

29d ago32:24

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Why has the stock market been so persistently resilient despite crises like COVID, wars, and inflation? Don and Tom explore whether the current generation of investors is simply too inexperienced to remember real bear markets—and what that means for the future. They reflect on market history, including the 2000–2009 “lost decade,” and warn against …

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Mind the Gap 44:37

21d ago44:37

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Don and Tom explore why real-life investors consistently underperform the market—thanks to emotional decisions, frequent trading, and flashy sector bets. They break down Morningstar’s “Mind the Gap” study and explain why your behavioral return often lags the market return. Listener questions lead into heated critiques of 403(b) plans packed with an…

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Investing Trivia Time 45:52

1M ago45:52

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This lively episode of Talking Real Money features trivia-packed investing fun, smart listener questions, and sharp commentary from Don and Tom. They dive into a Wall Street Journal quiz on investing genius, exploring surprising historical returns and market myths. Listener calls span a range of financial planning topics—from special needs trusts a…

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Set of Bollocks #2 1:30:07

21d ago1:30:07

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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) So sooooooooo meeeeeeee ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape. Purely if you think I have some…

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Social Insecurity? 27:33

23d ago27:33

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In this episode, Don and Tom confront the emotionally charged—and often financially tragic—decision to claim Social Security early. They debunk three common justifications: fear of system insolvency, false break-even math, and “I just want my money.” Don shares his own benefit numbers as a real-world example of the value of waiting, especially for …

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WS 460 Trust in BDSM and D/s 1:01:10

29d ago1:01:10

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Mistress Harper of FetishPhoneSexBlog.com discusses the importance of Trust in BDSM and D/s relationships, whether that's a professional interaction or pick up play at a Fetish Con. Listen to learn all about how trust is so vital in any relationship, as well as Ms Harper's thoughts on what a domme gets out of BDSM interactions. Trust, and being tru…

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More Money Answers 24:12

1M ago24:12

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Listener Q&A covering early retirement feasibility, VT vs. SPGM ETF comparison, tax-efficient liquidation of a legacy mutual fund, recommended financial planning resources and Monte Carlo tools, and the pros and cons of laddering target-date funds. 1:36 Can $120K a year work with two pensions and a 7% return? 4:57 VT vs. SPGM — same global reach or…

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Kiara Liz Ortega PT 1: Miss Puerto Rico Sabotage in Bangkok. Acting School Expulsion and a Miss Universe Breakdown. Goodbye Ozzy Osbourne and Hello Dancing with the Stars Mexico! 1:13:03

1M ago1:13:03

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Kiara Liz Ortega, AKA: Former Miss Universe Puerto Rico, star of Mira Quién Baila (which she won!), and TV host, takes us on a journey from bartending in San Juan to walking the stage in Bangkok for Miss Universe — and everywhere in between. We learn (in hilarious fashion) that Puerto Rico is in fact an island. Cue the laughter as we share memories…

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Pecuniary Presidents 26:18

27d ago26:18

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Tom Cock interviews Megan Gorman, author of All the President’s Money, exploring how U.S. presidents have handled their personal finances and the lessons investors can take from their successes and failures. Gorman shares stories of leaders from George Washington to Ronald Reagan, Eisenhower, Nixon, and Clinton, illustrating how factors like marria…

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Bad to Worse 44:57

1M ago44:57

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Don and Tom rip apart a sponsored “news” piece from the Puget Sound Business Journal pushing a company called FISYN, which promises to buy investors out of their annuities and deliver a “safe” 12% tax-free return via raw Texas land. They expose the misleading fine print, the founder’s disciplinary history, and the high-risk, illiquid nature of such…