This is the only immersive audio experience to tackle the big questions of life including how to make mermaids, what the ants did to Chandler, is it possible to leave an upper decker in a motor vehicle, how can I learn to GERD on command, are there mosquitoes with autism and their special interest is blood, how to get meconium as an adult, how to make a motte and bailey castle using only kidney stones and meconium as mortar, as well as current events. Featuring Aaron Alex Chet Michael Tom
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Season 4 of Doug was weird because they did the Martin Lawrence arc and half of it was about Didi getting bred and his name was Caillou but they made him look like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit. Jay-Z clearly never saw Squid Game or Get Out in 2010 or he would have mentioned Young Hee https://www.patreon.com/posts/139589436…
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Sir you cannot pass the HOA vibe check until you find the Ziggy Marley station on SiriusXM and to be perfectly honest you should have it in your first bank of presets. Check out ThinkGeek for geeky gifts for the geek in your life like an air freshener shaped like a foot that smells like feet or an air freshener shaped like a poop that smells like p…
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The sauce is robust and Celebrity Rehab is a bust. Howard Stern tried to fake us out with Andy Cohen but no one fell for it. The man with a calcified onion penis is in a White Zoo being used as a garden implement. Diddy had unforgivable hustle but he unforgivably misused his powerly and check out Fat March on TV https://www.patreon.com/posts/138831…
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Boll weevils are bigger than ever and they have new skins. Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey are having fewd together in a car to squash the beef. All edibles are laced with weed and uncontacted tribes use feet to fish because fish don't have any feelings and there are no bugs yet and no Mary who smells like powerbait because ya gotta wash up down there …
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Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could eat it because he was as fat as Rizzler Sr. who would never Benoit anybody unlike AJ Befumo or Jerry Sandiddy but it made him sick since it was refurbished. If you crashed your car driving to work listening to the Theo Von Rizzler interview because it lowered your IQ to the point that street signs became…
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God is gay because his wife left to join a sorority in 1200BC which is why he had to make Steve who has a leaf over his gape. Woke took cigarette lighters out of cars and we have to buy new ones to put in there. Theo Von is gayer than God because he drinks Celsius and sucks on Zyn but Zyn sucks because the points will never get you a waterbed to ch…
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A new God of War has been born but no one cool is from Naperville. When you ride past Telluride To Hell You Ride because out there they let their kids have gas powered RC cars and pee in the sump pump whenever they want and if they forget to go trick or treating they go around asking their neighbors for makeup candy and offering to shovel their dri…
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There are facts about matadors and bulls to learn everywhere for those with the willingness to think of them. Tom runs Akron and Youngstown because Dave Grohl is busy. Wendy's is dishonoring Dave Thomas by renaming their burgers in Vegas. Old chairs have either a fart grater or a spaghetti strainer or a hole for a wormy tendril…
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Once they add an option on the soda fountain for a suicide you guys better not cause infinite recursion by making a suicide that includes the suicide syrup or this could get out of hand very quickly. Pickup trucks and garbage men should switch names. Never mix Ripits with whippits or you could end up MIA https://www.patreon.com/posts/135832344…
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If you walk up there with gum or a Zyn you can add a minty spin to a Catholic classic and if you suck you can pop in a Bit O' Honey from the liquor store to ruin it. Actors have to retire next to an alligator and a lion so they never want to stop working. Kittie is the Pussycat Dolls of Canada and metal but if you remember them you weren't a real f…
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Wrong – it's not Tallahassee, Florida. It's the home of Dealer's Choice frontman Roger Clinton. Trump is jealous of Bill Clinton's annoying brother which is why he hired Jeffrey Epstein to be his annoying brother. Grok wants people to hit on women with a Jar Jar Binks impression and Mike TTV is angry with us. I think there might have been hydrogen …
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I shatto my dick and my dick trickle. Jack-o-Lanterns are so scary that even baked into a pie you can taste their devilish smile. WasabiCon is dead but Bigo lives. God is a man with a flared base not unlike Richard Head the Shakespeare of innuendo who used to hang out with L Kent the Romano-British rapper who sells AQVAMINERALIS. Use promo code HON…
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Here is an unlocked premium ep because the next public ep will be a day or two late because we are all so BUSY Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my d…
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Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birt…
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I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not br…
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Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcher…
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WFYM 322 - Pictures at the Pinky Hole
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1:02:54M-word wrestling is a waste of time which sucks because Peter Dinklage took all the other jobs and selling contraband out of a trenchcoat is difficult because of lack of inventory space. Watch out for the Sheboygan Toilet Clogger and the Chicago Cement Petty Vandal With His Thing That Looks Like A Pinky 🎼Cap'n Jazz - Little League…
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Jim Morrison's son is captain of a ship in the Persian Gulf and started a war because his dad is being used as a fifi by Parisian prisoners and Oscar Wilde who is still alive. That is the plot of our new indie game which has already been cancelled because it became real life. Man Scouts are teaching my uncle to have fun again and the troop leader i…
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Make a pitcher of cold brew and relax while we tell you about Ellie Kemper and Peggy Bundy and all the most evil murderers of all time sponsored by BetterHelp. Careful if you drive the Google Maps car because Apple Maps will come up and ram you off the road. If you attend WasabiCon PDX please check your luggage for hidden mickeys and tickeys https:…
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We were BACK in Beacon, NY to talk about paving a driveway with the contents of a septic tank from 1915, old Playboys with Shel Silverstein drawings, the Backstreet Boys not liking girls, George W. Bush and picking veterans up in limos. Thank you to Jesse DeStasio for putting the show together and thank you to everyone who came out. Video will be p…
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Can our machine learn a million cigarettes in an hour so it can make images all yellow like Coldplay or would it give you AI Derangement Syndrome? 我们的机器能否在一小时内学习一百万支香烟,以便它可以像酷玩乐队一样将图像变成全黄色,还是会让你患上人工智能错乱综合症? Chapo is using materials from MadeInChina.com to open a private prison that doubles as homemade deadspin. Use promo code WFYM https://deshunyua…
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This is the St. Patrick's Day episode. We are all going to Dookie College in Dook Vegas to major in WWEVE studies. Train guys would hate if Thomas the Tank Engine was real and you had to make eye contact and have a conversation with the trains. Hey your a badfish too and I love hangin out with a Character.ai recreation of my old dog Lou https://www…
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Be careful about what toppings you put on because depending on the color it could have unforeseen consequences. If you go with BBQ sauce you could invite a situation where someone crawls under the bathroom stall to check if you are a cheugy lumberjack or a drippy black guy before doing the doo doo splatter prank and squirt them up like Octomom…
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Unpasteurized sauce is coming back and you can only buy it in Syracuse. No cardinals believe in God. Joey's World Tour has returned to the Earth as a computer and it lets you have homemade Titanic.By WFYM Talk Radio
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St. Louis is Pi City. Sorry to anyone who is sick of hearing about Jelly Roll giving his wife a dutch oven while she spits out kidney stones like an octorok and about all their bottom half shower style lovemaking that ruins a mattress so bad it looks like you got eaten out by a giant squid and you have to put it on the curb like a used Steven Tyler…
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Detroit natives call it Northeast Chiraq. Two bags of sand are homemade tits. ER is worse than The Pitt. The show Power is best watched through YouTube Shorts. I can be your American boy and I love you pickle.By WFYM Talk Radio
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Thunder Bay is actually called Peaceful Bay but they call it Thunder Bay because of the gunshots. They also call it Thiraq or Arctic Chiraq and Duluth is North North Chiraq because North Chiraq is all of Wisconsin below Green Bay. A woman had diarrhea on a car because she was mad at an UnMeToo Diplo shirt. McDonald's is bringing the salad back. Gar…
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I'm blue if I was red I would probably be wine with a sleeve for mafsubsacion. The red ants come with the purple rain and we need extermination. Forrest Gump 2 and Titanic 2 and Passion of the Christ 2 technically might come out someday if we use enough persuasion. Visit ratemycousin.comBy WFYM Talk Radio
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The spinny chair pusherman ruined my life and he got the Pope into playing the choking game. Are the villagers in Minecraft circumcised? Is the Enderman circumcised? Did Elon take a red rocket? Is Lee Kim Park on Asian rapper Mt Rushmore? Will there be helicopter rides at the live show and do they serve an in flight meal of the Chicken Jockey Travi…
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They love yellow, they are incels and we need to get them out of here. They want to land on you and initiate Bugdom on our great country. RIP Fyre Fest 2 we hardly knew ye. Check out our Giving Morgellons By Proxy To Your Roommates PrankBy WFYM Talk Radio
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Do not bring your Eeyore dick to the theater and shout Dicken Donkey or we will have to start searching bags. Do not come for Coneheads and do not impregnate our heads with a drill bit. WFYM live show 3 will be in either Carney or Cave In Rock the day after the juggalos clear out so wear steel toed shoes or you will get sticky with soda and step on…
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The XL Bully breeding factories are coming back and everyone will have a job as the person who watches the dogs breed each other on their Fido Dido shit but not in a Diddy way. Let your kids not rake so they can watch Pepper Ann while they still can and not waste time with the Weekenders. If you have sit down air your ass is standing and this is no…
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We found out about some OG UNK lingles from the 17th century and invented the No Judgement Suicide Hotline where they have a laissez faire attitude toward the whole thing. Betty White died from having her you know what being eaten real good. Vlogs needs to be annoying at the mall again.By WFYM Talk Radio
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Misters Worldwide are here to tell you about how George Harrison got reincarnated as a 22 year old Indian guy and how there are numerous benefits to pretending to have a seizure at school or falling down and hitting your head on purpose. Sleepwalking is a great way to watch movies but Yoda costs extra. Do not ask us to make a fruit tier list https:…
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In this dang age you have to deal with people dropping Sacagawea dollars on the ground in the apartment above you as well as terrifying new music like Uriah Heep and Prince. Wings is getting a different kind of redemption in prison. Elmo Fudd got evicted by a puppet landlord. https://www.theyardbeacon.com/upcoming-events/toy-pizza-expo-five-points-…
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Elbows up. Pee should be green on St. Patrick's Day and every day. IMDb Pro is a great way to turn food reviews into acting credits. Gibdo bones can defeat Maya Poet but do not make a video on it because it's not gonna go viral. https://www.patreon.com/posts/125422030By WFYM Talk Radio
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Ermahgerd is back as a religion. You can pay for podcasts in installments now. My free range ants and flies are driving out the cousints from my electrical ports and the nude beach mosquitos exploded from hard dick blood. KISS is only in it for the money because they took AP Taxes in high school. Hawk Tuah roped…
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We are making a movie starring Jelly Roll and Dave Blunts where we make them thin with CGI. Heaven is a casteing couch to decide who gets respawned as a bug and who gets to be Beautiful Usha. Subway is reverse food so it would never satiate a minotaur. Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/124830913…
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WFYM 300 - Homemade Goatse (with Felix Biederman)
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1:10:08Either Felix or Noah Kulwin joined us to talk about fingering Einstein's brain, getting reverse roofied, finding lesbian Playboys, being in the Content Nuke and Tupac's cover of "Fly Me to the Moon" that was just him listening to itBy WFYM Talk Radio
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We are making a movie starring all the actors who agree to everything and it will be called Soul Plane 2 and be written by The Lonely Island. We are also going to work for Tesla as the guys who choose custom sound alerts for the horn and it will scream like a peacock and we just have to send E-Lon some gift cards. Bright monitor gave me Adult Acqui…
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John Cena turned heel in every aspect of his life including visiting dying children. Ahh Real Monsters are going to come out of the sewer and be washed so no one gets pinkeye. The new pope will be Jamaican inshallah and Epic Rap Battles of History aren't good anymore like they used to be. It was children's poop that powered the city.…
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We have some great prank ideas involving throwing milk on the ground and spraying fake poop out of a pressure washer and we plan to do them to the guy from Modest Mouse to help him yelp. Shrek has DEI eyes but the Yellow Pages are back and if your uncle gives you a box of them you can rip them in half page by page. My mom is going to Norway for mis…
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WFYM 296 - Clearwater, Texas (with Stefan Heck)
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1:07:06Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us to discuss CraveCon the only convention in Galveston that features people reviewing Oreos in a rented Bentley, but not JoeysWorldTour, who was too famous but is now on dialysis in Tennessee. Buy your premade Manhattans now before Buttertooth Pinkeye Jimmy gets them all 🎼Romano Mussolini All-Stars - Yes, Boy https:…
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RFK is bringing back the old meat that came from a seed in the ground and the old carnies who would suck your dick for half a frozen lemonade. Once we have bologna bumper crops car paint is in trouble. 13/9 is canine depreciation day and One Headlight is about getting sucked into the 2112 gang on the side of the road Full episode at https://www.pat…
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If your sandals have no traction in the snow put chains on the back and make sure the tread on the inside isn't worn down or you could get a ticket. You can save money by using Diddy Powder and mixing it with water instead of buying Diddy Oil when you want to live a lot all loving rocking night. Buy me stuff from Transformers 2 or you will regret i…
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We talked about some new products on the market like Liberal Tears the new energy drink harvested from caged liberals and the melanoma from Bob Marley's toe which you can hit off a dab nail. Sister cities are a racket. Jimi Hendrix died from inhaling unlit weed flower from the strain Purple Rain from an improperly rolled blunt and they tried to bur…
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We will teach you how to be a cool prison guard whether at the school of life or Prisneyland. Check out Amy Schumer Pregnant Movie starring Amy Schumer. There should be Rasta Muslims and a Notre Dame Prison Experiment and Marc Andreessen should give us money to make a VR game about having an expensive head or getting booty pregnant. Using a fan to …
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We learned that we are starting a Woke Peckerwood Tickle Gang that will be sent to El Salvador to make racists giggle until they give birth to a star. The government now is all Love Doctors. Buy HardCoin because the floor is hard and there is no rug to pull. Michael Jordan's secret stuff is Liquid Ass and he eats Solid Death and it comes out as Hot…
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Do not drink the 99 bananas at the Black Parade or you will give yourself Munchausen's by Proxy in your esophagus. We gave our thoughts on the Super Bowl commercials before seeing them and found out Jelly Row is a thief and Amber Rose's mom used to shave her head and say she had cancer and her daughter Roma is dating Kanye West who is chasing after…
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289 feeling fine, not blue, much like Eiffel 65 who just look Italian. We are pitching a new National Lampoon movie about slavery where it's sort of like Django Unchained but it's a comedy and it stars a woke white guy and it's basically Blazing Saddles but you couldn't make that today so instead we will be having Timothee Chalamet or Tsimfuckis pl…
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