Every month, Community Board 3 gathers to discuss the future of our neighborhood.... and somehow it always devolves into a caffeine-fueled talent show of opinions, emotions, and deeply unnecessary drama. CB3: Unhinged & Unfiltered transforms those long municipal meetings into short, AI-generated comedic summaries that exaggerate, parody, and poke fun at the vibe of local civic life. Hosted by two fully fictional, AI-constructed personalities - Tony Trashfire and Linda Latchkey - this show is ...
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Bureaucratic Absurdity Podcasts
Welcome to "Too Many Papers!", the podcast that takes a hilariously irreverent look at the federal system. Join our rotating cast of hosts as they navigate the labyrinthine world of government bureaucracy and try to make sense of all the red tape. Each episode, our hosts will dive into a different aspect of the federal system, from the endless stream of paperwork to the mind-numbing meetings and endless acronyms. They'll share stories of their own experiences working in government, as well a ...
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So here's what I'm curious about - when did public education become such a punchline that we can't even talk about the real stories happening in our classrooms? Here's the thing that doesn't make sense to me: we've got incredible teachers doing amazing work every single day, but instead of hearing their voices, we get endless bureaucratic theater and consultant-speak from people who haven't stepped foot in a classroom since the Bush administration. Welcome to Teachers Underground - where we ...
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CB3 Meeting November 2025: Medicaid Mayhem, Sugar Bombs & the Elmhurst Soup War
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31:01This week, Tony Trashfire and Linda Latchkey shred through the November 2025 meeting of Queens Community Board 3 (Jackson Heights, Elmhurst, Corona) — a meeting so dense with chaos that your average blockbuster would ask it to calm down. In this episode, we wade through: 🧬 The Fertility Rights Plot Twist Why New Yorkers are delaying kids not becaus…
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Buckle your seatbelts, strap on your emotional support ice packs, and hide your granite barriers... because this is the CB3 Megasode, a massive, frothing, years-long recap of the most dramatic, chaotic, profanity-laced moments ever documented in the glorious, messy annals of Queens Community Board 3. This isn’t one month. This isn’t one meeting. Th…
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Who Decided Children's Bathroom Breaks Need Digital Tracking?
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37:36How Did Bathroom Passes Become a $35K Surveillance System? Remember when going to the bathroom was just...going to the bathroom? Those days are gone in American schools, where unsupervised urination has apparently become a national security concern requiring $35,000 digital tracking systems. Join Creator and host Doug "Slappy" and his underground t…
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The Fingertip Police: When Dress Codes Go Rogue
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35:59How did we get to a place where schools pull kids from class because their shirt is the "wrong cut"? This episode digs into the absurd world of dress code enforcement where teachers become fabric police and students miss learning time over sleeve lengths. Our crew shares stories from the trenches about enforcing arbitrary rules, the psychological i…
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Episode Notes Join us for a deep dive into the history of the United States founding documents. From the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, these documents have shaped American society for centuries. In this episode, we explore the origins of these documents, their significance, and how they continue to influenc…
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