Best Brain Boner Podcasts (2025)

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Slop Quest 110 Good Bye Penny 57:27

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Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! The boys lament the loss of the American penny and speculate on how they can use the savings to pay for cool things. Ryan talks about h…

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Slop quest 109 Walker Texas Manslaughter 1:00:44

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Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week the mind of Ryan O’Neill investigates a city council woman who committed manslaughter after being called a name. Andrew does …

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Slop Quest 108 Cool Shades Omny 54:25

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Full episodes and much more at patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode O’Neill tests out his new sunglasses . Then he reveals the ancient prophecies of Baba Venya and tries to unravel her prescient myste…

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Slop Quest 107 Thanksgiving Toilet Blackout 1:14:02

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Patreon.com/slopquest for full episodes and much, much more! Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Andy almost blackouts on the toilet. Then an old listener gets out of prison and is confused on what episode of the podcast we’re on. Rya…

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Slop Quest 106 The Most Terrifying Vacation Ever 1:01:55

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Full episodes and more available on patreon.com/slopquest! Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week O’Neill recounts his harrowing adventures with Ari Shaffir in Peru. There’s so many twists and turns you’ll be on the edge of you…

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Slop Quest 105 Award Squeezin’ 1:06:14

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Full episodes and much more available at patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan prepares for leaving the country and the yellow fever treatment puts him on his ass. Andy’s daughter leaves a hilarious …

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Slop quest 104 Stab Your Ground 53:50

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full episodes and much, much more at patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan reminisces about Indiana Stand Your Ground laws. The boys then talk about how SA on dudes is still considered fair game for …

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Slop Quest 103 GERD National Championships 1:04:20

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Patreon.com/SlopQuest for full episodes, a backlog of hundreds of hours of other podcasts with Ryan and Andrew and much, much more! Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode Ryan loses his voice at the same time as Andy. Ryan f…

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Slop Quest 102 AI Threat Unleashed 1:05:29

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Full episodes and much , much more available on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Andy and Ryan talk about how in show animosity is hilarious but unsustainable. Then Ryan predicts which businesses are about to go out of business while Andy plays a trick on him. Then they talk about a Neil DeGrasse Tyson AI video that makes them question the future. There’s som…

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Slop Quest 101 Eat, Pray, Profit Off of Death 1:04:21

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Full episodes and much , much, more available at Patreon.com/SlopQuest Andy has a crazy dream about O’Neill and John Little then they talk about the Tylenol controversy. Then Andy and Ryan talk about the church reframing the visual depictions of the Devil to get farmers to stop worshipping Pan. This leads them to change up Pan and give him a cool m…

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Slop Quest 100: Mr. T…nes 55:39

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Full episodes available and much more available at Patreon.com/SlopQuest It’s episode 100 and O’Neill brings a Mr. T doll but won’t let Andy touch it or play with it. O’Neill gets emotional when he reveals how much he enjoys the show with Andy. These tries to talk Andy into banging old dudes in china for the CIA. Then he tries to teach Andy “Chines…

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Slop Quest 99 Cocaine Shrimp 58:23

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Full episodes and more at Patreon.com/SlopQuest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill wants to move to England to eat contaminated shrimp. Then he berates Andy for wanting to make more money. They lament the death of 90’s sitcom…

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Slop quest 98 Lex Looter 56:56

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Full length episodes and much more at Patreon.com/slopquest Andy gets 8 hours of sleep but is sweating like crazy because of nicotine gum and O’Neill goes nuts on him. Then they worry about Andy getting sent to RFK Jr’s fat camps to pick candy bars from candy bar bushes while avoiding mean farmers with salt rock shotguns. Andy’s grandad works on a …

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Slop quest 97 Serial Killer’s Delight 57:30

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Full episodes and much more! Available at Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan gets addicted to Fentanyl after his colonoscopy and his entire family is worried. Then he worries someone might have taken libert…

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Slop Quest 96: A Little Goes A Long Way 58:05

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Full episodes and more at patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week they talk about the unspoken show biz rule of writing in parts for boyfriends and girlfriends and how it destroys a script. Andy gets locked…

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Slop Quest 95 North Korea Diarrhea 1:02:38

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Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill & Andy remember the old Church of Latter Day Saints commercials. This leads them to speculate on the pros and cons polygamy and…

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Slop Quest 94: Spitting Bars 1:03:09

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Full episodes and much much more available at Patreon.com/SlopQuest Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan laments the fact that garbage men don’t ride on the back of the truck. Then he takes issue with Andy’s Otterbox phone case th…

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Slop Quest 93 The Hunters 56:22

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Full episodes and much more at patreon.com/slopquest ! Join our community today! Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week O’Neill tries to build Andy’s confidence at the top of the show. Then the boys talk about the FBI raising m…

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Slop Quest 92: Sniffers Delight 57:07

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Full Episodes and more at patreon.com/Slopquest !! Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill finds out about the “Burbank Butt Sniffer” and is shocked when it turns out that it’s not Andrew. Then they pitch Nordstrom on a new ad cam…

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Slop Quest 91 Good Jeans 54:48

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Full Episode on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Ryan tries to figure out what’s got the internet so pissed off about a blue jeans ad. Then the boys float the idea of a Sidney Sweeney presidency with random civics tests for American citizens with big rewards. The boys also talk about the Tea App massive leak. The boys then talk about how scary it is to talk t…

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Slop Quest 90 White Water Drafting 1:00:58

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Full episodes and more available at Patreon.com/SlopQuest Ryan’s brain is mush and Andy recounts a harrowing soup kitchen story where church ladies go nuts to some sweet ragtime jams. Then the boys try to rewrite the character of Oscar The Grouch in a more realistic manner. Ryan gets worried that his bad signing is a sign of a bad life and Andy tri…

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Slop Quest 89 Pee Shiddy 1:03:56

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Full episodes and lots more on patreon.com/slopquest !! The boys get a five star review for their podcast but it’s just about Andy getting lead poisoning from his Stanley Thermos. This leads them to talk about the powers unleashed by getting slightly dumber every year. Ryan talks about penises as a sales tactic to get people to “pay the gay away” b…

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Slop Quest 88 Nun of Yo Biznass! 1:02:36

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Full Episodes available on Patreon.com/SlopQuest! Ryan reveals how women are hanging out with nuns instead of wearing thongs at the beach. Andy finds out that E-Girls are pretending to be femboys in order to get more followers on Only Fans and when the secret gets out everyone rages. Then Ryan comes up with a new scam where he dresses as a nun to b…

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Slop Quest 87 Liver Queen 1:00:15

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Full episodes and much more bonus content on Patreon.com/slopquest! Andy is finally right about some news as he breaks the Liver King arrest to O’Neill. A fan of Andrew’s art asks him to design a landslide. Ryan says disturbing things on a major podcast while hammered and fans reach out to Andy. Ryan gets a terrible lap dance. Andy talks about the …

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Slop Quest 86 David Lee Slop 1:07:30

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Full Episodes available at patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill gets so bored hanging out with David Lee Roth after spending 3 months with him and hearing the stories he has left to tell after all his rock n roll tales run dry. Then Andy mourns the loss of one of the world’s worst comedy road dogs who lived down the street from him in Chicago. The boys th…

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Slop Quest 85 $1000 Avocado 1:02:13

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Full Episodes Available on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Andy finds all the parts to his old Stanley Thermos and is far too excited. Ryan reveals that Ozempic makes the pee pee bigger. Then Andy promises “no more dog shit ideas”. Also, he experiences a harrowing bout of sleep paralysis. Then they find out that the Atari 2600 can beat AI at chess. Then they…

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Slop quest 84 On The Spectrum of Death 1:05:32

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full episodes at Patreon.com/SlopQuest Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. This week they consider starting their own “horny Slop Quest” religion. Then O’Neill wants to rent an abandoned skyscrapers but gets worried about hidden c…

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Slop Quest 83 Lion Attack Marketing 1:01:40

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Full episodes here: Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan was kept up all night by a mysterious alarm and this causes them to create a new business website called WifeDoctor.com. Andy goes to the Water World Stunt Spectacular and sits in the “soak” seats but remains bone dry. Kevin Costner makes an extremely poor directing choice and gets roasted by the boys …

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Slop Quest 82 Lead Bundy 1:00:21

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Full Ep Here: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest This week, they reminisce about Kevin Spacey in K-Pax and an old classmate of Andy’s hilarious drama class monologue choices. O’Neill gets accused of loving golf and laments the enshittification of Las Vegas. Santa Monica passes open container laws, and it’s gonna get crazy. Andy’s buddy Burt makes an…

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Slop Quest 81: AI Blackmail 1:03:09

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Full Episode on Patreon.com/Slopquest Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. On this episode the boys dissect the newest AI catastrophe and come up with a new Christian Karate based business strategy to help people karate chop away s…

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Slop Quest 80 Unmad 59:58

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Full Episode on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. Ryan is back from Austin, where the comedy is great and the city is…fine. Then O’Neill praises the homeless public masturbators of Texas. Andy finds a Silic…

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Slop Quest 79 Goon Blade 1:01:36

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Full Episode on Patreon.com/SlopQuest Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. The boys open up with some reminiscing about how hot that crazy chick who saw a fake person on the plane was. Then Andy brings in a Harbor Freight survival …

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Slop Quest 78: Rippers 1:08:48

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Full Episodes at Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan opens the episode with a good old fashioned fart in a small, closed room. Then there’s some Machu Pichu talk and O’Neill can’t get over when it was built. They talk ultra light planes for bit. O’Neill gets food poisoning and tries to pitch dessert subs to Andy but he blows the pitch by farting in the room…

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Slop Quest 77: Demon Under Glass 58:43

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The Pope has passed on and the boys have some theories about it. Then Andy’s friend takes someone on a tour of a shady under the boardwalk secret club. Andy finds some movies on Tubi that O’Neill can’t get enough of. Ryan has a detailed medical report of the leg lengthening procedure that’s sweeping t…

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Slop Quest 76: Earthquake! 1:08:04

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full episode available at patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill gets mad when someone doesn’t know what the term “gooner’ means. Then Andrew dissociates at a Rite Aid. Then the boys talk about the perfect legal judge for their podcast. O’Neill leaves a bunch of .357 ammo all over the apartment and Andrew ones up with a lube based gum for oral sex. Then the…

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Slop Quest 75: Good Morning Boys & Girls! 1:06:06

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Full episodes here: Patreon.com/slopquest Andy welcomes everyone to the show and talks about a kid’s YouTube channel that is so stupid it makes kids non-verbal. Ryan gets an outrageous Venmo request and they try to come up with heartstring pulling Venmo scams. Then they talk Less Than Zero and eyebrow mites. Then the boys talk about airport spaghet…

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Slop Quest 74: Summertime Randy 1:05:41

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full episode at Patreon.com/slopquest Rats are at war with crows in Southern California. Ryan tells Andy what “Hotwifing” js and they weigh in on the pros and cons. Then Andy’s wife has a message for O’Neill…about how much she loves the Jamaican Me Horny Spring Break album. Then O’Neill promises to never censor himself or conform to ridiculous soci…

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Slop Quest 73: Up All Night Andy 1:00:15

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Listen to the full episode Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan accuses Andy of staying up all night partying. Then Andy gets a new electrical panel and the results are hilarious. Then there’s some bathrobe related neighborhood shenanigans going on and Ryan won’t let Andy play with some new toys he got for her nieces and nephews. Then Andy tells Ryan about t…

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Slop Quest 72 St Pinchy’s Day 53:01

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest It’s St. Patrick’s Day, Ryan is not wearing green and Andy wants to claim his rightful pinchings. Then Andy plays a devasting testimonial about a woman whose heart was broken by a man who wouldn’t let her fart. Then the boys talk about how irresponsible Los Angeles dog owners are and then we find ou…

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Episode 4 48:31

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Bring! Bring! The podcast is inundated with callers this episode much to Rose's dismay and Alice’s delight. The girlies bring this surprise comeback to an end, promising to record again when they feel like it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episode Three 37:18

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Once again, Rose talks about being afraid of dying and Alice does nothing to make her feel better. Both are struggling with dopamine addiction (in a very relatable way) and Alice makes Rose list her favourite things about her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episode Two 50:40

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They’re back again! And this time, it’s just as long! Rose and Alice debate the end of the world and draw no useful conclusions on anything discussed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome Back... 47:25

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After a 5-year(?) hiatus, regrettably lifelong friends, Rose and Alice return to record 4 episodes of the once hit podcast Boners Of The Heart. It’s a long boring discussion with almost no substance whatsoever — but don’t worry, they’re still both in bad moods! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Slop Quest 71 Concussion (2) 49:49

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Full episodes at Patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill has a concussion and Andy smells blood in the water and goes nuts on O’Neill. Then he reveals that the concussion has given him impression powers. There’s some Princess and The Pee talk, Pocket Watch hypnosis, and performing stand up concussed. Then White Lotus breaks the R word taboo. Andy tells O’Nei…

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Slop Quest 70 Action F* News 55:57

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Originally recorded 3.03.2025 The boys talk about about an Action News chopper that only looks for breaking adult entertainment. Andy doesn’t like reality and he’s completely comfortable about it. Then he uses gnomes from The Dollar Store and uses it as a way derail bedtime. Ryan and Andy talk about how cool they are about cuss words and then Ryan …

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Slop quest 69: Tattoo Fetish 51:54

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Andy has a new hit theme song. O’Neill wants two apartments, one for sex, or maybe just two mattresses or maybe just a sex shack. Hooters goes tits up on the business angle. Andy has a dream that someone steal’s O’Neill new stand up bit. Then Ryan does stand up at a restaurant and watches a guy bomb harder than he’s ever seen before. Then Andy watc…

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Slop Quest 68: Juicy Bottoms 57:33

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Andrew has a bad dream about kissing butts and O’Neill doesn’t comfort him at all. Then O’Neill comes up with a Scared Straight idea that is unhinged. They talk about Andy getting sent to RFK’s fat camp. Then Andy makes a LinkedIn page for Slop Quest lawyer, Bruce Comanche and blast everyone with an incredible new business idea about “hard power” a…

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Slop Quest 67: Squatch Job 54:13

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We’re live from the “O’Neill Home Studio” and Andy blows it apart by censoring the opening credits. Then a ghost knocks over O’Neill’s sparring helmet and freaks us out. Then they discuss how to judge a person’s intelligence based on what they think heaven is like. Andy then plays delusional music from Instagram and O’Neill loses it. Then Andy’s ex…

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#20 BAKE BEANS NOT BRAINS 1:01:34

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LIFE ADVICE HOTLINE OPEN! Send us a text! Oh daaaaayum, this weeks episode is NUTS!!! Everybody's friend Paul takes a break from growing his vintage skate clothing collection to come on by the studio. Ian and Paul break it all down from beans and shit, to piss and dicks. Legendary street art, classic films, freshly baked yams, and piss jug life. Al…

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Slop Quest 66: Goodbye Aaron 56:59

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy introduces O’Neill to Clutch Cargo, then O’Neill dives into the opiate prevention scam. Then he repitches an idea about medical jargon with the phrase “Kick Your Heart in The Nards”. Then the boys talk about Ray Stevens doing the theme song for Narcos. Then they come up with an idea for a comedy …