Best Blue Goons Podcasts (2026)

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Go F*ck Megan 1:06:28

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WE’RE BAAAAACK! Amelia’s driving this week’s episode which means it has zero structure and we take about 3 hours to get to the actual topic. We discuss the most coo-coo bananas AITA that is so unbelievable, it might not be true…but we’re choosing to believe it is. + an update from a listener! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pc…

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Episode 284: Episode 284 - Favorite "New To Me" Films of 2025 1:08:16

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On the two hundred and eighty-fourth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are chasing a sense of discovery. Christian and Jericho celebrate the new year by gushing about their respective 5 fav old films they watched in 2025. There's something for everyone here; from avant-garde curios to languid classics of 70s cinema! They also talk about Ch…

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Episode 283: Episode 283 - Merry Flicksmas! 2:10:07

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On the two hundred and eighty-third episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are sipping spiked eggnog and yearning for the Flicksmas singers. Christian, Jericho, Armando, and returning guest Mayra Russo usher in the 2025 edition of Merry Flicksmas (an annual crossover with the fine folks at The Flicksation Podcast) with reviews of Todd Haynes' 2…

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A Real Fake B*tch 48:53

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Liz and Amelia discuss dating trend predictions for 2026! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.By The Hoely Hour

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Episode 282: Episode 282 - Nouvelle Vague, Blue Moon 1:22:52

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On the two hundred and eighty-second episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are getting a double dose of Dick. Christian, Jericho, and Armando jump in front of the mics for reviews of two new Richard Linklater joints; the amiable story of how Jean Luc Godard made the 1960 classic BREATHLESS titled NOUVELLE VAGUE, and Ethan Hawke-starring chambe…

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My Little Chiquita Banana 53:52

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This might come as a shock, but we came with actual topics today and ended up talking about none of them. Listen as we discuss “shrekking”, female friendships, and the MAGA Civil War. Do you have someone that you need Liz to talk smack about? Her and the fat little opera man that lives on her shoulder are on the case. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWi…

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Episode 281: Episode 281 - Die My Love, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 2:17:06

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On the two hundred and eighty-first episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are going feral. Christian and Jericho discuss two films about complicated mothers with reviews of Lynne Ramsey's DIE MY LOVE and Mary Bronstein's IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU. But first, they launch into YEAST (2008), ANEMONE, PREDATOR: BADLANDS, and Guillermo Del Toro's …

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A Discrete Handjob 49:33

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PRESIDENT DJT CONFIRMED BISEXUAL! While Trump sucks off Bill Clinton, Liz and Amelia cover topics ranging from prenupts to adult circumcision. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.By The Hoely Hour

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Poop Alarm (Ep 220) 57:15

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A couple of episodes in the lead up to our 250th Episode. Join us for all episodes on Patreon from just £3 p/mth JOIN US HERE Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/deckchair-yumz-podcast--4214481/support.By Deckchair & Yumz

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Double Yin & Hairy Wang (Ep 230) 1:04:42

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A couple of episodes in the lead up to our 250th Episode. Join us for all episodes on Patreon from just £3 p/mth JOIN US HERE Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/deckchair-yumz-podcast--4214481/support.By Deckchair & Yumz

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The Coconut Did Not Consent 1:04:34

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You know 'em, you love 'em, Amelia is assaulting Liz's thoughts with 'em. TikTok Sexy Chefs (which is mostly one man making a coconut squirt) is back in the zeitgeist. We also discuss performative males and how the general sentiment around them has changed with the times.We also read a listener email from someone going through a brutal breakup and …

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Episode 280: Episode 280 - Bugonia, A House of Dynamite 1:40:04

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On the two hundred and eightieth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are on the verge of extinction. Christian and Jericho leap into the twisted mind of Yorgos Lanthimos with a review of conspiracy drama BUGONIA and then sweat ballistic missles in the Situation Room to tackle Kathryn Bigelow's nuclear political thriller, A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE …

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Gooning With Ur Boys 47:45

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Article's from today's episode: The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz for Harper's Magazine. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.…

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Men's Appreciation Week! 56:22

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You read that right, folks! We love men!!! What do small gestures and small ankles have in common? They both make Amelia horny apparently. Liz thirsts over parallel parking, and people are having less sex than ever. Happy Halloween! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of …

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Episode 22: November Swim Club (Psych Rock/Shoegaze/Sadcore) 1:06:28

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Hello music fans! Welcome to episode 22! Sure appreciate you taking some time to check it out! This time out, I spent some time talking with Scotch Swango (guitar/vocals), Jay Druba (drums), and Tyler Roell (bass) from the band November Swim Club. Scotch and I have crossed paths a few times in the last couple of years, and I had the good fortune of…

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Episode 279: Episode 279 - After the Hunt, Sorry Baby, Women Talking (2023) 1:35:58

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On the two hundred and seventy-ninth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are trying to listen more and talk less. Christian and Jericho wade into the discourse with reviews of Luca Guadagnino's polarizing cancel culture satire(?) AFTER THE HUNT, writer-director-star Eva Victor's comic drama debut, SORRY, BABY, and Sarah Polley's 2023 parable…

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My Boyfriend Is AI 49:25

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Everyone is talking about AI, including this podcast! Big tech is giving up on using AI to cure cancer and going all in on porn. People are trading in their real life relationships for their ChatGPT therapist, getting engaged with their AI boyfriends, and replacing any need for real human interaction altogether. God forbid you be inconvenienced by …

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YAPPY HOUR: Small Town Furries 54:23

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AI is ruining the internet for furries, women should be bartering sexual labor for fine jewelry (Patriarchy at Tiffany's), and ovaries are really cool, it turns out. Would your brother steal your boyfriend? Spoiler alert: maybe Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of perso…

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Episode 278: Episode 278 - The Tingler (1959), Decoder (1984), Thesis (1996) 2:14:32

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On the two hundred and seventy-eighth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are experiencing strange tingling sensations. Christian, Jericho, and returning guest Mayra Russo get together for a spooky season-themed episode titled "Horror Hive 2025" where they dissect three horror-adjacent films, William Castle's 1959 camp classic THE TINGLER, G…

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Sex Magic or Sex Tragic with Leah Knauer 55:31

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The Hoely Hour returns with a hilarious and witchy guest, Leah Knauer! We play a game of "Sex Magic or Sex Tragic?" and get a special oracle card reading from Leah! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…

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Episode 277: Episode 277 - One Battle After Another 2:02:12

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On the two hundred and seventy-seventh episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are joining the resistance. Christian, Jericho, and Armando reconvene for a very special episode titled "PTA Meeting II: One Bake Sale After Another" where they review Paul Thomas Anderson's sprawling comic action epic, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (which they saw togethe…

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THE BROELY HOUR 57:21

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It finally happened: we had the boyfriends co-host with us. They answer questions about the male loneliness epidemic, advice for couples moving in together, and what they'd bring to a deserted island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…

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REPLAY: Threesome Thots 59:12

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OUR NUMBER ONE EPISODE OF ALL TIME! (And some updates on what's changed since then!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.By The Hoely Hour

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REPLAY: Lung-popping Masturbation 1:17:02

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When you jork it so good you bust a lung. Listen to a replay of our #2 top episode of all time, featuring an intro from Liz, where she reads an ad she got for a pornographic pumpkin event, and apologizes for being a Sydney Sweeney apologist. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection an…

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Episode 276: Episode 276 - Brian De Palma's Home Movies (1980) + Dressed to Kill (1980) 1:40:03

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On the two hundred and seventy-sixth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are obsessed with high heels and phallic razors. Christian and Jericho continue their Auteurography series on the films of Brian De Palma with reviews of the lo-fi farce HOME MOVIES and sleazy grindhouse thriller DRESSED TO KILL (both from 1980). But first, Darren Arono…

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Episode 275: Episode 275 - Boogie Nights (1997), There Will Be Blood (2007), Inherent Vice (2014) 1:59:02

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On the two hundred and seventy-fifth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew have a competition in them and want no one else to succeed. Christian, Jericho, and Armando look forward to the upcoming Paul Thomas Anderson film ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER by glancing back with reviews of BOOGIE NIGHTS (1997), THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007), and INHERENT VI…

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3 Inch Pecker, feat. Frank 34:24

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Amelia interviews Frank this week and asks some questions that all women (just Amelia) are dying to know. We also discuss some penis facts that you’ll either regret not knowing before, or regret knowing now. Who’s to say! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal da…

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Episode 274: Episode 274 - Spike Lee's Highest 2 Lowest 1:33:14

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On the two hundred and seventy-fourth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are wondering who will be the highest or lowest on the Spike-0-Meter. Christian, Jericho, and Armando get in front of the mics to rap about the latest Spike Lee joint HIGHEST 2 LOWEST, a "reimagining" of Akira Kurosawa's 1963 neo-noir classic HIGH AND LOW. But first, t…

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REPLAY: Itty Bitty Tittysode 1:13:58

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Liz reintroduces our #3 episode of all time with some new updates! (Warning: you have some homework...) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.By The Hoely Hour

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Episode 273: Episode 273 - Weapons, Halloween III: Season of the Witch 1:30:34

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On the two hundred and seventy-third episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are embracing their horror era. Christian and Jericho jump in front of the mics for an episode theme titled "Weapons of Mass Witchcraft", where they review the newly released horror sensation WEAPONS and the 1982 cult curio HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH. First, how…

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REPLAY: I Am The Captain Now 51:12

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Amelia reminisces on her all time favorite episode which is, of course, the first time she talks about Frank. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.By The Hoely Hour

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The Summer I Turned Into A Sociopath feat. Mr. Liz 42:30

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Girl chore or boy chore? Liz and Mr. Liz determine who should do which chores in a relationship. What's like the opposite of a dating coach? Mr. Liz details the stories of a creep he met at work the summer before he went to college who "coached" him on ways to be a predator. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor i…

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Episode 272: Episode 272 - Blood Simple (1984), The Hudsucker Proxy (1994), The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) 2:43:01

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On the two hundred and seventy-second episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are Coen' the distance. Christian, Jericho, and returning guest Mayra Russo do a deep dive into the CBCU (Coen Bros Cinematic Universe) with reviews of their neo-noir debut, BLOOD SIMPLE (1984), zany screwball farce/financial flop THE HUDSUCKER PROXY (1994), and downbe…

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REPLAY: Attack of the Femcels! 1:14:55

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This week, Amelia introduces our #4 top episode of all time, which is an absolute doozy of an episode. We discuss the female delusion calculator, someone bringing a child's backpack full of...things...on a date, and the importance of HPV testing along with the issues with the current testing. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pc…

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Episode 271: Episode 271 - The Devil (1972), Local Color (1977) 1:21:37

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On the two hundred and seventy-first episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are embracing their inner arthouse goon. Christian and Jericho limp away from the mainstream into fringe territory with reviews of Andrzej Żuławski's 1972 horror parable, THE DEVIL, and Mark Rappaport's 1977 minimalist melodrama, LOCAL COLOR, for a series entitled "Arth…

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REPLAY: Goldilocks & The Three Dicks 1:08:43

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This week, Liz reminisces on one of her favorite episodes where she regales the story of The Titanic Butt Plug Incident. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.By The Hoely Hour

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Episode 270: Episode 270 - Eddington, An Unfinished Film 1:30:15

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On the two hundred and seventieth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are freeing their hearts. Christian and Jericho go back to the early days of the COVID 19 pandemic with a theme titled "2020 Visions" to review Ari Aster's divisive black comedy, EDDINGTON, and Lou Ye's more empathetic but still intense doc hybrid AN UNFINISHED FILM. First…

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YAPPY HOUR: Coldplay Is For Cheaters 53:06

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E235: Is watching porn cheating, or is it just a solo side quest? Speaking of cheating...there's nothing quite like getting exposed for infidelity on a jumbotron while “Fix You” plays in the background, amirite? Amelia’s also on a GLP-1 now, so buckle up for her wellness era with significantly less appetite and significantly more opinions. And we r…

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THOT LEADERS: Getting Fingerblasted At Beetlejuice Musical (The Musical) 46:28

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E234: Amelia learns some shocking common knowledge, losers are creating AI girlfriends to abuse (fork found in kitchen), and the girls talk about the White Trash White House. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.…

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Bonus Episode - Brian De Palma's Carrie (1976) + The Fury (1978) 1:36:13

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On the latest bonus episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are communicating via telekinesis. Christian and Jericho continue their Auteurography series on the films of Brian De Palma with reviews of 1976's iconic horror hit CARRIE and 1978's comic psychic teen drama/espionage thriller, THE FURY. They also discuss Southwest Airlines screening sl…

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YAPPY HOUR: Ok, Don’t Freak Out 56:08

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E233: What do Lauren Sanchez’s wedding dress, facial filler migration, and a cryptic “don’t freak out” phone call have in common? All of them prompt immediate panic. Liz and Amelia talk about what their friends would assume if they ever opened a conversation with “ok, don’t freak out,” the cursed details of Sanchez’s Venice wedding (including the l…

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Episode 269: Episode 269 - 28 Years Later, The Andromeda Strain (1971) 1:48:09

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On the two hundred and sixty-ninth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are isolating from the infected. Christian and Jericho hunker down on their quarantined island for a SPOILER-filled review of Danny Boyle and Alex Garland's return to their celebrated franchise, 28 YEARS LATER. For the paring film, the 1971 cerebral outbreak classic THE A…

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Episode 268: Episode 268 - Karate Kid: Legends, Project A (1983) 1:25:55

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On the two hundred and sixty-eighth episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are grabbing slices of stuffed crust pizza. Christian, Jericho, and Armando continue their long-gestating journey through the Karate Kid franchise with a review of the latest llegacy-quel, KARATE KID: LEGENDS, which they pair with the 1983 Jackie Chan action comedy, PROJ…

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Bonus Episode - Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning 1:06:14

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On the latest pulse-pounding bonus episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are sleeping better knowing that Ethan Hunt is out there. Christian joins forces with long-time listener and fellow Mission Impossible fan Mayra (covertly beaming in from Italy) to talk Tom Cruise's death-defying ode to the power of cinema with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE F…

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THOT LEADERS: Let Sabrina Carpenter Be a Sub 48:57

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E232: The internet is once again divided about how a woman should be, and I’m sure you can imagine hwo we feel about that. Also, Liz is starting ketamine therapy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…

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YAPPY HOUR: A Flip-flop to the Face 57:20

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E231: Liz and Amelia recount Amelia's wild birthday weekend, hangover and all. Amelia and Liz read Reddit stories featuring a crazy gaslighter and a bridezilla (also a gaslighter), and reminisce on the insane days of TLC's early 2000's shows. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use …

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Episode 267: Episode 267 - The Phoenician Scheme 1:09:18

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On the two hundred and sixty-seventh episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are helping themselves to hand grenades. Christian and Jericho jump on a plane mid assassination attempt for a review of the latest globe-trotting Wes Anderson adventure, THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME. First, however, they tackle FRIENDSHIP, BRING HER BACK, FINAL DESTINATION: B…

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Bonus Episode - Brian De Palma's Phantom of the Paradise (1974) + Obsession (1976) 1:16:42

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On the latest bonus episode of THE THIRD ACT PODCAST, the crew are snorting lines of cinema. Christian and Jericho continue their Auteurography series on the films of Brian De Palma with reviews of 1974's rock/horror/musical parody PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE and 1976's Alfred Hitchcock-coded neo-noir psychological thriller, OBSESSION. They also discus…

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YAPPY HOUR: Sydney Sweeney’s Bath Water 46:35

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Frank bought a hat and we talk about it for the first 6 minutes. Should Sydney Sweeney be selling her bath water? Should height filters on dating apps exist? Should doctors be able to give you pelvic exams without your consent? Are we the best singers alive? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about …

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FROM THE VAULT: Ex-spiration 52:13

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E229: An old episode we never released because the audio sounds like sh*t. But if you can get past that, you'll be thoughtfully entertained by an insane Reddit story about a man who discovers his wife is stalking his ex, why Jim Halpert is a Mary Sue for millennial women, and some other stuff Liz thinks about after a eating a gummy. Hosted by Simpl…