Best Bitcon Podcasts (2025)

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RERUN: Con Mum 1:17:46

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3d ago1:17:46

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This week, Princess wants to talk about what happens when your mom shows up 45 years later and says she's the illegitimate daughter of the former Sultan of Brunei. This episode originally appeared on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. If you'd like to receive more content like this, consider joining at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.…

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RERUN: Victoria Beckham 1:39:30

10d ago1:39:30

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content warning: eating disorders, disordered eating This week, Princess wants to talk about Posh Spice, family drama, and something she knows absolutely nothing about--fashion. This episode orginally appeared as a bonus episode on Patreon on 10.16.25. If this type of content interests you, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.…

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RERUN: Class Action Park 1:31:26

16d ago1:31:26

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This week, Princess is talking about why we need rules at an amusement park. Shout out to Shannon for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to [email protected]. This episode originally ran on 7.24.25 as a bonus episode. If you would like more content like this, consider subscribing to Patreon at www.…

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All the Queens Horses [RERUN] 1:28:30

24d ago1:28:30

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This week, Princess wants to talk about one of her favorite scams of all time. And it involves like 400 horses. This episode originally ran on 3.27.25 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. For more content like this, join at patreon.com/byepumkin.By Princess

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Biggest Heist Ever 1:17:03

1M ago1:17:03

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This week, Princess suffers through Razzlekhan to talk about the biggest Bitcoin heist ever.By Princess

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Bitconned 1:50:27

1M ago1:50:27

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content warning: suicide, extreme drug use Netflix, 2024 This week, Princess wants to talk about Bitcoin, crypto scams, and Ray Trapani, the biggest piece of shit in the world.By Princess

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A Very Ozzy Christmas (w/Liz) 1:38:29

1M ago1:38:29

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The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Princess is joined by Liz (@lizexplains) to give The Osbournes a proper send off and wrap up season 19 of Bye PumkinBy Princess

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No Vagrancy (w/Kara) 57:26

2M ago57:26

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The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss everything BUT the unwanted houseguest in The Osbournes' house.By Princess

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Get Stuffed 44:56

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The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Princess is flying solo and talking about the very sensible hatred of Thanksgiving, Ozzy dog walking while zooted, and why anyone would bring a Rottweiler puppy to dinner.By Princess

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Trouble in Paradise (w/ Mathilde) 1:30:03

2M ago1:30:03

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The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, Princess is joined by Australian To the Show™, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff) to talk about Ozzy and Sharon's parenting, having a nanny at 16, and getting fucked up on Hollywood Blvd in the early aughts.By Princess

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Tour of Duty (w/Erica) 2:00:49

2M ago2:00:49

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The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Princess has on Erica from The Surreality Podcast (@surrealitypod) to talk tour life, pyrotechnics, and how to use someone else's credit card.By Princess

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Won't You Be My Neighbor (w/Carla) 1:07:15

3M ago1:07:15

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By Princess

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For the Record w/Vanessa from The Best Week Ever 1:51:56

3M ago1:51:56

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The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 3 This week, Princess is joined by Vanessa of The Best Week Ever podcast to talk about Sharon's hair, Tower records, and the fact that Princess has no concept of time.By Princess

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Bark at the Moon w/Sonia 1:08:24

3M ago1:08:24

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The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 2 This week, Princess has her first guest of the season, Sonia, and doesn't watch the episode at all. Together they talk about the episode Princess didn't even see, Elijah Wood, and Olivia Benson's love life.By Princess

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There Goes the Neighborhood 1:07:42

3M ago1:07:42

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content warning: self-harm, drug abuse, intimate partner violence This week, Princess is kicking off Season 19 of Bye Pumkin with the first season of The Osbournes.By Princess

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AMA 9.7.25 1:34:25

4M ago1:34:25

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content warning: eating disorders, self-harm, suicide, mental health disorders This week, Princess is answering your questions, including her thoughts on the latest North West drama, the new girl on RHOM, and why Old Navy cash is keeping her mental illnesses in check.By Princess

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Princess Fix My Life 8.23.25 1:26:54

4M ago1:26:54

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This week, Princess is giving advice she is mostly not qualified to give.By Princess

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Dancing for the Devil 1:46:34

4M ago1:46:34

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content warning: sexual abuse, self-harm This week, Princess is talking about when you gotta BOOM KAT online because a dude named Robert told you Jesus wanted that.By Princess

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Graduation 1:03:28

5M ago1:03:28

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This week, Princess is closing out season 18 of Bye Pumkin with some unwelcome feelings about Kevin Federline and a whole pack of random prizes.By Princess

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The Crucible 1:13:27

5M ago1:13:27

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content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, weigh-ins, body checks, childhood sexual assault Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 8 This week, Princess talks about Tanisha getting left behind and Nicole being drunk as a skunk.By Princess

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Gary 2:05:50

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content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, intimate partner abuse, self-harm This week, Princess is really mad at Gary Coleman's parents. Also, she is very surprised about kidneys! This episode is was originally published on the Patreon on 1.9.25. If you like content like this, considering subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.…

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Mind Over Matter 1:54:52

5M ago1:54:52

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content warning: fatphobia, dieting, eating disorders, sexual assault, body checks Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 7 This week, Princess is wondering if everything is sponsored by the Wii Fit and Guns and Roses' 2010 Tour.By Princess

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Play to Your Strengths 1:18:11

5M ago1:18:11

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content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks, weigh-ins Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 6 This week, Princess wants to know why Bobby Brown is eating so many chips and what is Nicole being so messy for.By Princess

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The Art of War 1:26:46

6M ago1:26:46

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content warning: fatphobia, body checks, eating disorders, weigh-ins Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 5 This week, Princess spends 40 minutes talking about The Guilded Age and Just Like That...and then wants to know exactly how much Nicole is drinking on a weight loss show.By Princess

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Teamwork 59:23

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content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 4 This week, Princess thinks the solution to anyone pushing you on a reality tv set is to fall to the ground and refuse to get up until they airlift you out of there.By Princess

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Fight or Flight 1:21:33

6M ago1:21:33

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content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 3 This week, Princess is appalled that Harvey is allowed to bring in police dogs and also that those dogs were dressed like Hannibal Lecter.By Princess

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The Warrior Within 55:08

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content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 2 This week, Princess has a plane to catch and the words to Mulan's best song in her head.By Princess

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Wakeup Call 1:13:03

7M ago1:13:03

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content warning: weight checks, eating disorders, fatphobia Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 1 This week, Princess starts off the new season of Bye Pumkin with a lot of yelling and fried chicken and forced exercise.By Princess

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RERUN: Jailbreak Love on the Run 1:17:32

7M ago1:17:32

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content warning: sexual assault, self-harm This week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison. This episode originally appeared on the Patreon bonus feed 12.19.24. For more content like this, consi…

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Princess Fix My Life 5.4.25 1:11:22

8M ago1:11:22

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This week, Princess gives advice she is completely unqualified to give.By Princess

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Baylen Out Loud 1:22:46

8M ago1:22:46

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content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, self harm This week, Princess brings back Rachel to talk about TLC's newest reality star with Tourette's.By Princess

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Open Book 2:34:16

8M ago2:34:16

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content warning: sexual assault, child sexual assault, substance abuse Princess listened to Jessica Simpson's audiobook so that you don't have to. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 2.25.21 and is being republished to give Princess a break for Easter. If you'd like to hear more of this content, please join at www.pat…

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Jessicas Birthday and Jessica Cooks Dinner 2:07:29

9M ago2:07:29

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This week, Princess finishes up The Newlyweds.By Princess

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The Video Shoot 1:26:18

9M ago1:26:18

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content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicide Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos.By Princess

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Buffalo Wings and Newlyweds Decorate 1:15:04

9M ago1:15:04

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Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7 This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.By Princess

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The New Newlyweds 1:51:30

10M ago1:51:30

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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5 content warning: eating disorders, body image This week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.By Princess

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Newlyweds Go Golfing 1:06:47

10M ago1:06:47

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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.By Princess

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Newlyweds Go Camping 1:32:34

10M ago1:32:34

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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3 This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.By Princess

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RERUN: Chimp Crazy 2:26:53

10M ago2:26:53

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content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harm This week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.By Princess

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Dancers 1:04:58

11M ago1:04:58

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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2 This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.By Princess

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Chicken of the Sea 1:42:28

11M ago1:42:28

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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1 Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.By Princess

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Six Schizophrenic Brothers 2:22:54

11M ago2:22:54

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This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.By Princess

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Sweet Bobby 2:11:16

11M ago2:11:16

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This week, Princess defends a dummy.By Princess

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True Life: I'm Breaking Up with My Best Friend 1:48:29

12M ago1:48:29

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This week, Princess is talking about BFFs breakups and wanting to wear 2010s outfits.By Princess

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Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot 1:13:33

12M ago1:13:33

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content warning: sexual assault, suicide This week, Princess is watching a cheerleading murder documentary so you don't have to. No, seriously. Don't watch this.By Princess

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RERUN: Girl in the Picture 1:25:19

12M ago1:25:19

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content warning: EVERYTHING This week, Princess is watching a very disturbing documentary. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 5.23.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new ep…

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RERUN: American Nightmare 2:25:30

1y ago2:25:30

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content warning: sexual assault, child abuse This week, Princess is finally talking about the Netflix documentary, American Nightmare. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.5.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for …

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RERUN: 16&Pregnant--Amber 1:55:04

1y ago1:55:04

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16 & Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 3 This week, Princess wants to talk about how Amber got to be a Teen Mom. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 6.20.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always g…

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RERUN: True Life--I Need Danger Sex 1:42:38

1y ago1:42:38

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This week, Princess is talking about some people suffering from a strong case of too much. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.26.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new ep…

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Babies Have It Made 1:05:22

1y ago1:05:22

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Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 26 and 27 This week, Princess is wrapping up Season 16 of Bye Pumkin as Kayla finally gets put out! This is also the last free episode of 2024. See you suckers in 2025!By Princess