Best Bert Kreischer The Machine Podcasts (2025)

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# 705 - Mom, Dad & LeeAnn 1:17:55

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I sit down with my Dad, Mom and Wife to talk about our family, the holidays, my parents' childhoods, how I was in college, Riding the Avatar ride with my parents, the road trip over a bridge story, and much more!Set sail with Fully Loaded at Sea here: https://bertkreischercruise.tbits.me/trk/kcRecCome see me on the Permission to Party World Tour!Go…

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Beach Too Sandy, Bryan Too Breaky 1:03:08

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Bryan joins Xandy & Christine from "Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet" for a special double episode of the two podcasts. It's TCB's turn to share what came of a fun afternoon between two talented podcasters and one wannabe. You figure out the math. Join the three as they discover the insanity inside the wild world of user generated content on NextDoor…

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Something's Burning: Bunnie Xo, Leanne Morgan, and I Are Not Supposed to be Here | S6 E16 1:36:31

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Some of my favorite women, Bunnie Xo and Leanne Morgan, come by the Nashville kitchen to talk about menopause, Jelly Roll’s shaved face, where we vacationed as kids, and of course, LeeAnn Kreischer. Plus, I make a cheese-overloaded croque monsieur with a fall salad on the side that’s bound to back you up... Follow Bunnie: https://www.instagram.com/…

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TCB Infomercial: Michelle Wolf 54:44

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On this episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy sit down with the unstoppable Michelle Wolf (and one very new child) — the razor-sharp comic whose stand-up specials, White House Correspondents’ Dinner set, and globe-trotting tours have turned her into one of the most fearless voices in modern comedy. The conversation winds through her run…

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The Dark Side of Internet Fame w/ Marcus King | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:28:06

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SPONSORS:- Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bears10fm now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life!- Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com This week, Bert Kreischer sits down with musician Marcus King for a wild, emotional ride—naked ocean stories with Navy SEALs, cocaine confessions, microdosing m…

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Something's Burning: The Sklar Brothers Take One | S1 E33 19:48

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They asked for it, so I gotta deliver. My vanity is no match for the demands of Jason and Randy Sklar. Go back in time when I was skinner and we ALL had more hair – and I make a veggie pasta dish that didn’t turn out half bad. To purchase tour tickets: https://www.supersklars.com Follow https://www.instagram.com/sklarbrothers SUBSCRIBE so you never…

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Even Flow, Alive & Black Friday! 1:08:53

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Black Friday is often associated with good music, good drinks and good riddance to bad family get togethers. Bryan & Krissy oblige with this music filled episode. Watch EP #873 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube:…

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A Very Rooney Thanksgiving 59:42

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Happy Thanksgiving! From everyone at TCB and Andy Rooney...the very lively, possibly creepy and well lived child actor turned, older child actor. Let us all praise his acting abilities! Watch EP #872 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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# 704 - The Sober Return of Marcus King 1:08:24

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I sit down with singer, songwriter, guitarist, Marcus King. We talk about getting sober, his playing style, my assistant Kyle, Shaboozey, and Marcus plays his song “On & On”. Follow Marcus YT: https://youtube.com/@realmarcusking IG: https://www.instagram.com/realmarcusking Set sail with Fully Loaded at Sea here: https://bertkreischercruise.tbits.me…

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Man On My Moon 54:12

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To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Comedy Podcast | Commercial Break LLC

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Something's Burning: Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins: A WWE Love Story | S6 E15 1:42:13

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Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins of WWE fame give POWER COUPLE a whole new meaning. They come by the kitchen to talk wrestling, marriage, their love story, and what Becky misses most about Ireland (it’s sausages). I cook a mean spatchcock chicken with a bunch of vegetables–and Seth and I perfect our wives’ accent. Follow Seth: https://www.instagram.com…

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TCB Informercial: Paul Chowdhry 1:05:38

8d ago1:05:38

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Comedian Paul Chowdhry drops into The Commercial Break for a fast, sharp, and wildly funny conversation that swerves between identity, fame, and the strange circus that is modern stand-up. Paul talks about becoming the first British Asian comic to sell out Wembley Arena, the evolution of his signature opener, and why pushing boundaries is basically…

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Louis C.K. on Writing His First Novel and Returning to Stage | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:09:00

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The Polite Pink Panther 1:06:47

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EP869: Bryan & Krissy discuss the long arm and careers of The Pink Panther jewel and art thief, Freeports and corrupt world of collectibles! Watch EP #869 on YouTube! Watch TCB Record Tuesday - Thursday on YouTube.com/thecommercialbreak Twitch @TCBpodcast KIK @TCBpodcast Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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# 703 - WWE Champion Cody Rhodes 1:36:05

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I sit down with WWE Champ, Cody Rhodes. We talk about The Go Big Show, becoming the WWE champion, T-Pain, the Street Fighter movie, his Dad Dusty Rhodes, and much more! Follow Cody IG: https://www.instagram.com/americannightmarecody Set sail with Fully Loaded at Sea here: https://bertkreischercruise.tbits.me/trk/kcRec Come see me on the Permission …

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The Very Bad Horrible Hallacas! 1:01:23

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EP868: Its Holiday season...and that means Hallacas!?? Watch EP #868 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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Natelandia 1:07:52

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EP867: Bryan takes a trip to Natelandia! Watch EP #867 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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Something’s Burning: How Joy Works with Luke & Sassy Scott | S6 E14 1:35:54

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Sibling stars Luke and “Sassy” Scott O’Halloran swing by the kitchen while in the States to visit one of their favorite people – ME. We talk about Tall Poppy Syndrome, allergies, cat people, and whether I was bullied – or the bully. I make chicken and waffles, which blows ALL Aussie minds – and they blow MY mind with all their new friendships… J.Lo…

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TCB Infomercial : Joanna Hausmann 1:03:15

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EP#866 Joanna Hausmann Is Back! Comedian, writer, and Venezuelan-American superstar Joanna Hausmann joins Bryan and Krissy for a fast, funny deep-dive into culture clashes, bilingual chaos, growing up Latina, and making comedy that actually says something. Joanna talks about her rise from viral sketches to TV writing, her love of absurd humor, and …

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My Dad Was Probably A Murderer w/ Kirk Fox | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:09:07

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Restaurant Wars 51:41

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EP865: Bryan & Krissy continue to work out the kinks for the live streamed episodes. This episode they discuss the tough business of restaurants, Outback Steakhouse and the decline of Aussie themed eateries and bad reviews of worse places to eat! Watch EP #865 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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The Sausage ( and Movie) King Of Chicago! 1:01:28

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EP864: Bryan and Krissy take to debating, and mostly agreeing, on their favorite movies of the 80's & 90's! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Comedy Podcast | Commercial Break LLC

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# 702 - Ryan Sickler’s Leap Into Manhood 1:49:28

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I sit down with comedian Ryan Sickler. We talk about airplane fights, weight-loss drugs, car pies, self image, losing loved ones, leaps into manhood, his new special, and much more! Watch Ryan’s new special on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMGWVyM2NJo&t=3463s Follow Ryan:YT: https://www.youtube.com/@rsickler IG: https://www.instagra…

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Gotta Stream it To Dream it! 1:02:32

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EP863: Bryan and Krissy are using using stream work to make the dream work! Plus, Frankie B may not giving us new content, but we can always look back at the past! TCBits: (TBT 2020 Bit from Ep#5) Dr. Dee mask debate Watch EP #863 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@th…

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Something’s Burning: Just a Couple of Good Guys | Josh Peck + Ben Soffer | S6 E13 1:40:36

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This week, Josh Peck and Ben Soffer come over to eat some lamb lollipops and mashed cauliflower. We discuss fatherhood, loving our wives, and not drinking – just what you would expect from a couple of Good Guys.Check out Josh & Ben’s podcast, Good Guys - https://dearmedia.com/shows/good-guysFollowhttps://www.instagram.com/shuapeckhttps://www.instag…

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TCB Infomercial: Zoltan Kaszas 1:08:36

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The Commercial Break Podcast | EP#862 Zoltan Comedian Zoltan Kaszas drops by The Commercial Break to talk stand-up, stray cats, and surviving the weird gig economy of comedy. Bryan and Krissy dive into Zoltan’s sharp takes on modern life, growing up broke, and why your dog would never make it on its own. It’s equal parts philosophy, sarcasm, and fu…

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Mel Robbins Calls Out Bert’s People-Pleasing | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:59:04

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Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour .SPONSORS:-Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/C…

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Love Is Blind & Dumb 1:08:15

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EP861: Bryan and Krissy discuss the TV they are following. Love is blind has officially become a farm team for D-List celebrities!! Plus, Sister Wives is back and more...uh...gay, than ever! TCBits: (TBT 2020 Bit from Ep#5) Dr. Dee mask debate Watch EP #861 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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A Change Is Gonna Come! 58:18

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EP860: TCB is prepping BIG changes! All the news is in the news. Take a listen for the latest on TCB 2.0 or 3.0 or 5.1 or whatever we're doing now. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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# 701 - Margo Price Got Pregnant at a Widespread Panic Show 1:32:56

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I sit down with singer/songwriter Margo Price. We talk about Dolly Parton, our favorite artists, meeting your heroes, and Margo plays “Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down”. Follow Margo: YT: https://www.youtube.com/@margoprice IG: https://www.instagram.com/missmargoprice Set sail with Fully Loaded at Sea here: https://bertkreischercruise.tbits.me/trk/kcRec …

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CLACK! CLACK! ATTACK! 52:07

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To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Comedy Podcast | Commercial Break LLC

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Something's Burning: Naïve Compliance with the Sklar Brothers | S6 E12 1:14:04

29d ago1:14:04

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Randy and Jason Sklar are back in the kitchen with me to talk about twinning, trade schools, skin tags, and whether OJ was really guilty or not. And in honor of one of our favorite restaurants, Genghis Cohen, I am making Chinese / Jewish fusion food: kungpao chicken and pastrami fried rice. Plus, they call my dad to see if he's actually proud of me…

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TCB Infomercial: Harvey Gullien 57:37

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This week on The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy sink their fangs into the delightful chaos that is Harvey Guillén—actor, comedian, voice of Perrito in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, and the world’s most endearing vampire familiar, Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows. Harvey stops by to talk about how he went from recycling cans to fund acti…

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Duncan Trussell BLOWS Bert's Mind! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:18:07

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Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.SPONSORS:- Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get your free quote at https://Ethos.com/BEARS- Get your…