Best Battlejacks Network Podcasts (2026)

Colonel Richard Lightning shows up to SG Command to commit crimes against humanity. What was President Musk thinking? I voted for that guy! Also discussed - the pitfalls of a species-wide orgasm. It's an all new moist episode of Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 16 - You Have A Very Lovely Existence (SG1 S1E16) 45:32

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Ep 16 - You Have A Very Lovely Existence (SG1 S1E16) by Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 15 - I Am Car (SG1 S1E15) 55:19

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Ep 15 - I Am Car (SG1 S1E15) by Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 14 - The Goaould Within Me Has Not Teeth.... And No Gag Reflex (SG1 S1E14) 1:06:37

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Ep 14 - The Goaould Within Me Has Not Teeth.... And No Gag Reflex (SG1 S1E14) by Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 13 - The Shocker is Just Natural (SG1 S1E13) 59:16

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The McDonald's McFish bites return with a vengeance, kidnapping Jackson and invading his brain hole to find out what happened to his favorite side piece. It's an episode that somehow manages to be boring and pretty good at the same time!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 12 - I Don't Mean To Diminish The Holocaust (SG1 S1E12) 1:28:13

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Ep 12 - I Don't Mean To Diminish The Holocaust (SG1 S1E12) by Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 11 - When The Metamucil Kicks In (SG1 S1E11) 58:02

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Grandpa: You're still having control problems, aren't you? Grandma: I just don't feel confident, Harvey. Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret. [Grandpa takes Grandma's hand and they leave porch] [Grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers] Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants. Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pan…

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Ep 10 - The Hammer Is My Penis (SG1 S1E10) 56:47

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There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 9 - O'Neill Gets Cosby'd (SG1 S1E9) 46:47

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Behold! Richard Dean Anderson! The man can do it all...need someone to act like a caveman? Richard Dean Anderson! Need an elderly character but don't want to hire some old dude? Richard Fucking Dean Anderson!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 8 - Slap the F*ck Out Of This Fern (SG1 S1E8) 44:34

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We haven't landed on the moon in a while, so the team is tasked with attempting to steal some invisibility technology from a race of indigenous people called The Nox. Little do they know Apophis and his fern slappin' buddies are also after the same thing.By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 7 - The Most Phallic Crystal (SG1 S1E7) 45:10

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Join us on a therapeutic counseling session by an energy being masquerading as O'Neil. It's a rock hard episode of Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 6: 420 No Scoped That B*tch (SG1 S1E6) 55:43

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Join us for an adventure on Planet Melanoma! Can the squad save the native population from the wrath of Alan Matthews? Are Ben and Fred Savage brothers? Where the f*ck are all the godd*mn roads?!?! It's a cancer riddled episode of Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 5 - Prison Rules, B*tch (SG1 S1E5) 56:53

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Forests that exist in permanent darkness, a culture based on histamine, and big ol' goofy hats. It's a scientifically accurate episode of Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 4 - F*ck You, Emancipation (SG1 S1E4) 50:03

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What happens when you combine the worst episode in Stargate history with the tail end of a multi-episode recording session and a 6 pack of Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale? Pour one out for our sobriety and women's rights in the latest episode of Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 3: BDSM Hamster Wheel (SG1 S1E3) 36:27

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When Kawalsky gets infected with a baby Goa'uld, he starts getting into some really kinky stuff. Did the military always have that weird BDSM hamster wheel lying around just in case, or did General Hammond pull it out of his private storage? It's a NASA-infused episode of Podcast X-Treme!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 2: Mexican Bacon (SG1 S1E2) 53:21

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When the SG1 and SG2 teams are ordered to infiltrate and investigate the forests of Northern Washington, things don't go as planned as the entirety of SG1 is captured. How will FRED get them out of this mess? Will Sha're land the gig after her backroom casting couch audition?? The Go'auld really really like kids, it's really weird man. It's a full …

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Ep. 1: We've Got AIDS Pretty Much Figured Out (SG1 S1E1) 1:02:39

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It's a new show! After the events of Stargate: the movie, a new member of Ra's species has emerged as a threat. Why does everyone on Abydos speak English now? Will Hammond finally get a chance to nuke a planet? Find out on the series premiere of SG1!By Battlejacks Network

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Ep 0: The Movie 1:20:16

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Join us for the inaugural episode of Podcast X-Treme - the Stargate podcast no one asked for, but you're getting anyways. In this episode - Stargate, the movie! Is Jackson the smartest and dumbest person to ever live? Will Kurt Russel's frosted tips be enough to overcome thousands of years of enslavement by a mysterious alien race? Find by out by t…

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Podcast X-Treme

Ryan Thames

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Ep 23 - Stargate means nothing to me (SG1 S1 Recap) 50:20

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Ep 22 - Who's your god now, b*tch? (SG1 S1E22) 1:09:40

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Ep 21 - Thanks to Mission Tortillas (SG1 S1E21) 1:07:22

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Ep 20 - Pubecast X-Treme (SG1 S1E20) 1:09:18

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Ep 19 - Staircase of Satan (SG1 S1E19) 1:04:20

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Ep 18 - Nothing Gets Me To Release Plankton More Than World Building (SG1 S1E18) 58:31

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Ep 17 - Dark Ages 2: Electric Boogaloo 1:02:16

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Ep 16 - You Have A Very Lovely Existence (SG1 S1E16) 45:32

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Ep 15 - I Am Car (SG1 S1E15) 55:19

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Ep 14 - The Goaould Within Me Has Not Teeth.... And No Gag Reflex (SG1 S1E14) 1:06:37

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Ep 13 - The Shocker is Just Natural (SG1 S1E13) 59:16

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Ep 12 - I Don't Mean To Diminish The Holocaust (SG1 S1E12) 1:28:13

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Ep 11 - When The Metamucil Kicks In (SG1 S1E11) 58:02

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Ep 10 - The Hammer Is My Penis (SG1 S1E10) 56:47

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Ep 9 - O'Neill Gets Cosby'd (SG1 S1E9) 46:47

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Ep 8 - Slap the F*ck Out Of This Fern (SG1 S1E8) 44:34

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Ep 7 - The Most Phallic Crystal (SG1 S1E7) 45:10

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Ep 6: 420 No Scoped That B*tch (SG1 S1E6) 55:43

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Ep 5 - Prison Rules, B*tch (SG1 S1E5) 56:53

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Ep 4 - F*ck You, Emancipation (SG1 S1E4) 50:03

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Ep 3: BDSM Hamster Wheel (SG1 S1E3) 36:27

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Ep 2: Mexican Bacon (SG1 S1E2) 53:21

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Ep. 1: We've Got AIDS Pretty Much Figured Out (SG1 S1E1) 1:02:39

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Ep 0: The Movie 1:20:16