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(00:00:00) Descent Into Dad-ness (00:27:20) Episode Review It's time. We've arrived. We're Chasing Theo. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. We finally say good riddence to Ed Tucker and discover whether Young Sheldon can just vanish into then air. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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(00:00:00) Aviv's Bagel Order (00:28:38) Episode Review Aviv orders a bagel. Matt sees The Nutcracker. We discuss s18e7 of SVU: Next Chapter. Chapter of what? Who can say. The writers of this episode should be quinnbarressed of what they've done. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 395 - S18E6 - Broken Rhymes
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1:42:28Aviv attends a fashion show. Matt watches Predator instead of electing one mayor. And what will the boys talk about when an SVU episode about trans people isn't horrible offensive? Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Aviv reads a listener poem, and we decide on our favorite songs from movies and TV. Also, find out whether Matt has ever read The Drudge Report. Full episode coming a little late this week, blame Matt. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 394 - S18E5 - Rape Interrupted
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1:57:13(00:00:00) Big Beautiful Week (00:15:14) Episode Review It's finally here: The episode based on the Brock Turner case, except... not? Find out why SVU chose to soften some details of the real case, and harshen others-- and the reaction it has caused from viewers. Spoiler alert: It's terrible! Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!…
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Are the boomers in your life having trouble with Zohran Mamdani? We're here to help. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 393 - S18E4 - Heightened Emotions
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1:52:36(00:00:00) Halloween (00:27:20) Episode Review Happy Halloween! What's leaking from Matt's finger? We got lucky that this week Matt and Aviv are tackling the absolute horror-movie that is s18e4: Heightened Emotions. You know, maybe it's a good thing that Jenna is going to miss out on the 2020 Olympics. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!…
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(00:00:00) Sorry to the Seattle Mariners (00:26:16) Episode Review This week, SVU investigates something that isn't a crime. How do we know it's not a crime? Because the perp googled it. He's writing a book! Also, Matt learns about the demolition of the White House live on air. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!…
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Episode 391 - S18E2 - Making A Rapist
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1:36:48(00:00:00) Chappell vs Dua (00:24:05) Episode Review Both Aviv and Matt unleashed their inner girlie-pop this week at Dua Lipa and Chappell Roan concerts. And Aviv gets back in the dentists' chair. Also, we discus season 18 episode 2: Making a Rapist, and Aviv pitches SVU as a noises-off-esque workplace comedy. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagra…
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Can you tell the difference between the music from Wonder Woman and Dune? Is Practical Magic a halloween movie? And a list of your favorite running bits from the SVU Podcast courtesy of Dee. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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In which two people who sound exactly like Matt and Aviv break into our houses and say inflammatory things about the government. Season 18 starts off with a bang, where we run into a classic problem when our terrorist (maybe) murderer (definitely not) rape victim (yes) wants justice for the crimes committed against her. But what about the crimes sh…
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Episode 389.2 - What Color Are Orcs? [UPDATED]
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46:37NOW WITH THE SOUND EFFECTS PROPERLY ALIGNED! Matt and Aviv wade into the ages old debate: What color are orcs? Who wants to read ACoTaR when you can just message Lianne, and what would it be like to be a crow, hell bent on destroying plastic? Why is so much of our mail bag romantasy themed these days? I guess we'll never know. Follow us on Bluesky …
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A sad announcement... Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 389 - S17E23 - Heartfelt Passages
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1:15:51(00:00:00) Project Hail Mary, Free Dental Care, and That One Thing... (00:22:57) Episode Review We finally wrap up season 17 and say farewell to Mike Dodds, but will he ever get to eat his cake? Also Matt discovers that Oprah's real name is Orpah, and we cut out an hour+, spoiler-filled discussion of Project Hail Mary. You're welcome everybody. Fol…
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Spoilers for Se7en, spoilers for Dexter, spoilers for The Conjuring. Matt and Aviv discuss AI boyfriends. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 388 - S17E22 - Intersecting Lives
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1:49:52(00:00:00) Restaurant Franchising (00:29:08) Episode Review What exactly is the jurisdiction of a corrections officer? How many locations can a restaurant have before you stope eating there? And who will come visit Aviv in Kosovo? This week Matt and Aviv take on Season 17 Episode 22: Instersecting Lives, and BOY do these lives intersect. Follow us …
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Episode 387 - S17E21 - Assaulting Reality
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1:40:01(00:00:00) Jurassic Parking Lot (00:22:15) Episode Review This week, Matt and Aviv discuss the most exciting topic this podcast has ever tackled: Data Managment. What folder exactly did the rape footage get put in, and why would a reality show film with only two days lead time? All that, Aviv spills water on himself, and Matt takes a trip to the Ju…
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Episode 386 - S17E20 - Fashionable Crimes
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2:03:58(00:00:00) Fuck Spotify (00:31:04) Episode Review Two titans of "that guy" acting join us this week and criminal brothers covering up an under-aged model-raping scandal, but what happens when one shoots the other's dick off? And does anyone remember that show Hack? What was that guy's name that starred in it? And why the fuck aren't we on spotify a…
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Episode 385 - S17E19 - Sheltered Outcasts
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1:37:52(00:00:00) Carpe Dentem (00:29:52) Episode Review How much do we care about unhoused people? Not enough to devote an entire episode to them. Julian Cooper / Greg Searle is back and boy is it confusing as Sonny Carisi goes under cover as Rapist Smitty Smith? Aviv might get killed by a dentist and Matt overheats on this week's episode. Follow us on B…
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Episode 384 - S17E18 - Unholiest Alliance
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1:38:22(00:00:00) Ear Cleaning Practices (00:09:13) Episode Review How does a show go from so good to so bad in the span of one episode? Exactly how much contempt does this show have for its audience? Won't someone talk to Olivia about her drinking problem? Find out today when we view and review season 17 episode 18, Unholiest Alliance. Follow us on Blues…
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Episode 383.1 - Smoothies Are Like Hand Jobs
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36:12Matt and Aviv discuss your emails, comedy, smoothies, hand jobs and remembering your lines. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 383 - S17E17 - Manhattan Transfer
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1:02:16(00:00:00) Mamma Mia... Here We Go Again. (00:10:10) Episode Review Who's the number one SVU podcast according to Player.fm? What happens when Matt and Aviv actually like an episode? There's plenty to laugh it in season 17 episode 17 of SVU: Manhattan Transfer, but we're as shocked as you are to say that they made a pretty compelling ep! All that a…
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Matt and Aviv have a SPOILER FREE discussion of the new movie, Weapons. And discuss slurs for robots while reading your emails. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 382 - S17E16 - Star-Struck Victims
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1:45:56(00:00:00) Matt is a Modern Day Andy Rooney (00:19:01) Episode Review Matt learns about trailers at the beginning of movies. Aviv learns about the war of 1812. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 381.1 - A Good Boy, Good Boy, or Good Boy
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34:35Matt and Aviv read your correspondence and talk inspiration vs interpolation vs theft. We also tackle James Gunn, Sabrina Carpenter, and by popular request, Dean Cain. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 381 - S17E15 - Collateral Damages
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1:34:00We're back and we're more depressed than ever. Matt discovers where his customer service rage comes from, and we have a few choice words for Hank Abraham's buddy Benjamin Netanyahu. Speaking of Hank Abraham, in this week's show, season 17 episode 15, he goes out in-- in our opinion-- a very character consistent way. But we never get to the most imp…
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Episode 380.2 - Two Hours of Our Most Problematic Takes
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1:53:51Aviv's back and brings with him some hot takes. Matt is as measured as always. Intro/Outro music is a cover of "Home Sweet Home" by Slysh, Aviv's favorite Icelandic emo band. FYI: Our podcast platform recommended we add 10 additional ad breaks to this episode. We did not do that. You're welcome. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!…
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A quick canyon day update for all who celebrate. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 380 - S17E14 - Nationwide Manhunt
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1:39:59(00:00:00) Check Out Final Transmissions on Indie Go Go (00:19:52) Episode Review Greg Yates has escaped! Carl Rudnick has escaped! Erin Lindsey has a flashlight! Bronwyn Freed makes lasagna! Today we tackle the insanity that is Season 17 Episode 14: Nationwide Manhunt. If you'd like to donate to Aviv's indie-go-go for Final Transmissions head HERE…
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Episode 379 - S17E13 - Forty-One Witnesses
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1:35:34(00:00:00) How Was Your Week? (00:11:20) Episode Review Get in, losers. We're doing Kitty Genovese again! In Season 17, Episode 13: Forty-One Witnesses, we ask the tough questions: Why don't people take it upon themselves to get involved with police investigations. Why would someone sit in a cafe with a laptop and not be writing a screenplay? And e…
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Though it's the end of July, and the situation in Los Angeles and across the nation has gotten significantly worse, Aviv and Matt had some choice words for our newest secret police force all the way back in June. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 378 - S17E12 - A Misunderstanding
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1:56:27(00:00:00) Ant Juice (00:20:52) Episode Review Aviv tells a story that had to be heavily censored. Lily sends a clarification email that doesn't actually clarify anything. Matt lets us in on his history with pre-mature ejaculation. Our hosts share their darkroom experiences. What does this all have to do with 9/11? Find out as we view and review SV…
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Episode 377 - S17E11 - Townhouse Incident
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1:59:12(00:00:00) Matt and Aviv Have Nothing To Say (00:25:02) Episode Review That sure is a nice townhouse you've got there. Would be a shame if there were some sort of... incident. No joke, Aviv and Matt talk about so many things that don't matter that we had to fade out their rants. Not even worth a bonus episode. Yet, you still get to hear Aviv descri…
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Episode 376 - S17E10 - Catfishing Teacher
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1:58:41(00:00:00) Matt Rants about Rich Blonde Women (not the one you think!) (00:22:23) Episode Review Matt has some thoughts about Sydney Sweeney's new bathwater soap and they are 'yum yum. give me that sexy bathwater'. We also are visited by the corpse of Christmas Present, Judge Jeanine Pirro in this week's episode, Catfishing Teacher Follow us on Blu…
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Episode 375 - S17E9 - Depravity Standard
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1:18:20(00:00:00) Aviv is Getting Ready for His Honeymoon (00:08:36) Episode Review Is this episode good? No. But is it interesting? Also no. But do our detectives learn from their past mistakes when a child murderer may walk free because of their interogation techniques? We'll let you guess. Tom Sizemore and B.D. Wong return on this week's episode of SVU…
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Episode 374.1 - Matt Has a Bone to Pick with Hollywood
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37:32Aviv likes the new Mission: Impossible, but Matt hates the new Fear Street. Can these two ever get along? We recorded this episode in May of 2025, so the people whose voices you hear have no idea that we've just bombed Iran. Have pity on them. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 374 - S17E8 - Melancholy Pursuit
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1:40:46(00:00:00) Aviv is Vitamin D Deficient and Matt Hates Babies (00:24:33) Episode Review This week we learn to be cool girls instead of pool girls, Matt gets ready to immigrate to Canada, and Aviv learns about the Dodgers. Also, Mike Dodds his getting a little too close to a case of a missing, murdered girl and another guy named Ray that can't stop f…
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Episode 373 - S17E7 - Patrimonial Burden
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1:54:13(00:00:00) Week Recaps, Aviv Broke His Toe (00:18:05) Episode Recap Could a family of 12 have not one, not two, but four pedofiles in their orbit? You know it! Would a pastor try to marry his 13 year old victim in order to shield himself from consequences? You bet! Aviv broke his toe. Matt went to Walla Walla. All this, and I guess we talk about an…
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Episode 372.1 - Phroggers and Donkey Lovers
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13:47In which we decide which donkey humping erotica cover is better, discuss phroggers, and read your correspondence. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 372 - S17E6 - Maternal Instincts
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1:31:56(00:00:00) Recommends, Eat Shit, and The New Pope (00:26:52) Episode Review Finally, it's Matt who gets to eat shit, and you'll never guess why. Also a couple recommends and our first impressions of the new Pope. Oh yeah, and also Kim Rollins is back gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!…
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Episode 371 - S17E5 - Community Policing
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1:54:52(00:00:00) Discussion of Impending Fascism! (00:20:37) Episode Review SVU finally tackles Black Lives Matter... How, you might be asking yourself. In the stupidest way possible. Olivia becomes a whole-ass villain. Carisi plants evidence. And Barba does maybe too good of a job prosecuting cops that shot an unarmed, innocent black man 35 times. Rearr…
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Episode 370.1 - Should We Watch Another Simple Favor?
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19:39We discuss the mailbag, Another Simple Favor, and some lighter viewing recommendations, the 1981 TV movie about fascism in an American High School: The Wave. Should we watch Another Simple Favor? Will Matt die? You get to decide. [email protected] Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 370 - S17E4 - Institutional Fail
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1:27:05(00:00:00) Show Intro: Aviv's Got a Leak (00:22:00) Episode Review Whoopie Goldberg is either unbelievable or unbelievable in this episode. You get to decide which. Aviv has sprung a leak in his apartment, and Matt has sprung one in his brain as we discuss how Barba got so ripped and Rollins got so pregnant so fast on this week's episode: Season 17…
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We read Matt's birthday messages and find out that bees don't have lungs. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 369 - S17E3 - Transgender Bridge
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1:18:07(00:00:00) AC/DC Rules, Canada Also Rules (00:17:49) Episode Review Is it problematic? Yes. Is it emotional? Also yes. Does AC/DC still rock? Triple yes. Season 17 Episode three: Trangender Bridge. We repeatedly ask the question: why do we extend grace and understanding to a guilty perp only when the victim is trans. Must just be a coincidence. Fol…
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Episode 368.1 - The Very Much Alive Delroy Lindo
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23:03In which we read the mailbag, talk about the movie Sinners, and honor our very-much-alive-king, Delroy Lindo. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 368 - S17E2 - Criminal Pathology
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1:36:36(00:00:00) Matt's Rant (00:28:26) SVU Review Matt has BDS. No not that one. In his case, it stands for Blakelively Derangement Syndrom. His news embargo is not going well, so we have a vintage Matt Reuter Rant (an MRR) for you this week. Aviv needs help vetting a podcast. Oh, and we've also got part two of the season 17 opener, Criminal Pathology. …
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Episode 367 - S17E1 - Devil's Dissections
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1:27:00(00:00:00) Intro/Catch Up (00:19:48) SVU Breakdown What is an egg? What is pasteurization? What is tomato sauce? And what's with all this traffic? Also part one of the two part season 17 premiere. Who's creepier Yates or Rudnick? Also, we've now figured out how to do chapters. So you can skip right to the episode if you don't care about our weeks. …
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Episode 366.1 - Secret Apartments, Hidden Basements, and Mailbag
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27:54In which we talk about secret dungeouns, apartments, the Kool-Aid man's sexual habits, and all the things we got wrong in the last episode. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!By Matthew Reuter
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Episode 366 - S16E23 - Surrendering Noah (ad at 29:00)
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1:32:19We wrap up season 16 with the big finale: Surrenduring Noah. The episodei is bad. But it also seems like everyone knows the episode is bad. Olivia makes decisions for reasons. And Matt can't name a single city outside of Canada. Aviv insists on a new game: Guess the Froot Loop color... Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!…
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