Best Aussie Turtles Podcasts (2025)

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83 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 21:55

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Episode Title: Episode 83 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, So get one of the a…

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82 - Magnetic Butt Plug 43:52

4h ago43:52

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Episode Title: Magnetic Butt Plug Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Viral Meme's Listener Wifing Barons Top 10 - Most Valuable Sports Teams Mo…

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81 - Crents Crappy Sport Section 26:54

13h ago26:54

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Episode Title: Episode 81 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, So get one of the a…

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Turtle Talk Podcast – Episode 006: The NYC Getaway: Outlier Hunting 1:00:13

1d ago1:00:13

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This month’s Turtle Talk is a little different — Rich and Adam join Jerry Parker at his New York getaway for a face-to-face deep dive into the philosophy and practice of outlier hunting. Recorded on Labor Day, the trio reflect on market adventures, harbor cruises, and the heart of classic trend following. In this special episode, we skip the usual …

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80 - 2 Years In 53:57

4d ago53:57

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Episode Title: 2 years in Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Crent's first night fever We are 2 years in Baron Got Wifed - Kind of anyway Baron…

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79 - Last Meal 53:54

18d ago53:54

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Episode Title: Last Meal Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Party and Hangovers Fan Mail Pie's with a knife and fork Pineapple on Pizza What is…

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78 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 23:29

22d ago23:29

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Episode Title: Episode 78 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, So get one of the a…

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77 - Potato Bums 44:23

24d ago44:23

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Episode Title: Potato Bums Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Dog Surfing World Record Cheating Husband Baron's Top 10 (Still a cracker) Viral …

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76 - An Odd Transplant 46:59

1M ago46:59

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Episode Title: An Odd Transplant Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Fremantle Pain A Fecal Transplant Baron's Top 10 (Still a cracker) Alligato…

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75 - Wrestling The Saints 45:54

2M ago45:54

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Episode Title: Wrestling The Saints Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up The Mighty Saints Win Hulk Hogan The Latest Library Return Baron's Top 1…

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Turtle Talk Podcast Episode 005: Outliers, Recovery, and the Spirit of Classic Trend 1:00:28

2M ago1:00:28

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Join Rich, Adam and Jerry — this month joined by two special guests from the deep south — Bruno Campos (Brazil) and Andrés Petrocelli (Argentina) — as we explore the recovery phase in trend following and what sets outlier hunters apart from the rest. Note: Due to connection issues, Andrés was only able to join us for the introduction of the session…

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74 - Tongues On Pineapples 46:01

2M ago46:01

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Episode Title: Tongues On Pineapples Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Tongues on Bums & Pineapples on pizza Ozzy Osbourne Kiss Cam What made Baron Lau…

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73 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 23:18

2M ago23:18

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Episode Title: Episode 73 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, …

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72 - Fake Kidnapping 43:47

2M ago43:47

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Episode Title: Fake Kidnapping Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Man Fakes Own Kidnapping Mushroom Lady Memes Diddy Do It? Shoutouts & Plugs: …

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71 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 24:07

2M ago24:07

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Episode Title: Episode 71 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, …

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Episode 004: From Lab Coat to Trend Charts: Dr. Kevin Maki 1:06:24

2M ago1:06:24

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In Episode 004 of Turtle Talk, Rich, Adam and Jerry are joined by evidence-based investor Dr. Kevin Maki for a sharp, data-driven conversation on trend following from the investor’s seat. They dive into drawdowns, model robustness, and the overlooked edge of momentum quality, all through the lens of disciplined, statistical thinking.…

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Episode 003: Featuring Special Guest Moritz Seibert – "Outliers, Drawdowns, and the Edge of Classic Trend" 1:20:16

2M ago1:20:16

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In Episode 003 of Turtle Talk, Rich, Adam, and Jerry are joined by trend tactician Moritz Seibert for a wide-ranging, no-filter discussion on navigating drawdowns, unleashing outliers, and staying true to the classic trend code.By sgy7pd98f8z84

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Episode 002: "Riding the Storm with Salem Abraham" 1:43:16

2M ago1:43:16

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In Episode 002 of Turtle Talk, Rich, Adam, and Jerry are joined by trend-following legend Salem Abraham for a no-holds-barred conversation about thriving in turbulent markets.By sgy7pd98f8z84

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Episode 001: "The Classic Trend Addicts are Back" 1:01:06

2M ago1:01:06

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In the debut episode of Turtle Talk, Rich, Adam, and trend-following legend Jerry Parker dive into the raw, unfiltered world of Classic Trend Following. They break down the latest trend-following index battle, spotlight rising stars, debunk common myths, and explain why chasing outliers—not smoothing returns—is the key to long-term success. No over…

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70 - Frankfurt or Little Boy? 43:32

2M ago43:32

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Episode Title: Frankfurt or Little Boy? Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Fan Mail Other Stuff - Baron forgot to post this episode and he can'…

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69 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 25:18

3M ago25:18

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Episode Title: Episode 69 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, …

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68 - The Captain Planet 48:00

3M ago48:00

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Episode Title: The Captain Planet Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Catch Up Fan Mail Bonnie Blue..... Again What Made Baron Laugh This Week Shoutouts …

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67 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 28:14

3M ago28:14

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Episode Title: Episode 67 - Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, So get one of t…

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66 - $4.00 I'll Never Get Back 47:06

3M ago47:06

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Episode Title: $4.00 I'll Never Get Back Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Crent's New Only Flanns Fan Mail The English Language Cracktivities Sydney S…

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65 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 27:48

3M ago27:48

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Episode Title: Episode 65 - Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: Grab 20% of at https://scottno.com.au/ with our code: Baron20. Winter is truly upon us now, So get one of t…

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64 - Only Flanns 34:49

3M ago34:49

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Episode Title: Only Flanns Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Our new Sponsor - Only Fanns Fan Mail Barons peanut Butter Our Week Bonnie Blue's Fanny - …

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63 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 28:00

4M ago28:00

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Episode Title: Episode 63 - Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: You should get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a …

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62 - Empty Headlock 37:04

4M ago37:04

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Episode Title: Empty Headlock Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Weekly catch up Baron's Wife is on a crime spree Crent has been wifed Bonnie Blue's fan…

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61 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 30:48

4M ago30:48

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Episode Title: Episode 61 - Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: You should get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a …

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60 - A Sky Divers Mouth 44:17

4M ago44:17

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Episode Title: A Sky Divers Face Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Passport Chaos Tax Claims - Baron uncovers a couple of odd tax claims Baron hears th…

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59 - The Meat Game Podcast 1:32:25

4M ago1:32:25

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Episode Title: The Meat Game Podcast Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! A huge thank you to Mark and Brandon from The Meat Game Podcast 👉 https://open.spotify.com/show/7FRih89zy4e9eiUOZvkmeP For allowing us to post this episode. Please go and show them some love. We apologies for the echo in the sound, Its completely Baron's …

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58 - Astronauts 36:37

5M ago36:37

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Episode Title: Astronauts Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Weekly Chat Viral Meme Top 10 Songs (twice) Shoutouts & Plugs: You should get in touch with…

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57 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 26:48

5M ago26:48

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Episode Title: Episode 57 - Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: You should get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a …

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Episode 56 - Man Bat 38:27

5M ago38:27

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Episode Title: Man Bat Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Viral Memes Top 20 Movies. (Crent mentioned almost fking all of them). Wrestling The new table…

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Episode 55 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 29:14

5M ago29:14

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Episode Title: Episode 55 - Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, Sport. Shoutouts & Plugs: You should get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a …

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Episode 54 - You're saying It Wrong 44:30

5M ago44:30

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Episode Title: You're Saying It Wrong Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: People who say "Sayings" wrong Top 20 TV Shows Baron's New Partnership Fan Mail…

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Episode 53 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 33:21

5M ago33:21

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Episode Title: Episode 53 - Sport Section Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into Crent's Crappy Sport Section. We cover: Sport obviously haha - But seriously, this week it is mostly AFL. Shoutouts & Plugs: You should get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home p…

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Episode 52 - Let The Mother In Law In 50:16

5M ago50:16

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Episode Title: Let The Mother In Law In Episode Description: Welcome back to Baron Files Podcast! In this episode, we jump straight into the good stuff, Our weekly catch up. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of chaos only we can deliver. We cover: Fan Mail Make Baron Laugh – Hence the name of the show A Win For The Boys Sho…

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Episode 51 - Crent's Crappy Sport Section 39:30

6M ago39:30

39:30

Join us for Crent's Crappy Sport Section! You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a link that will give us a kick back if you purchase 👉 https://form.jotform.com/240930438499870 Fill out the form and one the friendly team will be in touch! And don’t forget to follow us on all the…

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Episode 50 - Barons Plan 53:00

6M ago53:00

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Yesss!!! We have finally made it to 50 Episodes! Thank you to everyone who has listened to the show so far, we can't tell you how much we appreciate your support! In todays episode we have a very long catch up, we haven't spoken for a couple of weeks, so we used this time for a chat. Fan mail goes for quite some time Viral memes are on the menu And…

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Episode 49 - Baron's Green Day Nightmare 39:55

6M ago39:55

39:55

Baron has had a nightmare week in QLD. Some sketchy voice mail. The $1.78 Baron made on Instagram. Starburst haven't always been called Starburst. You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a link that will give us a kick back if you purchase 👉 https://form.jotform.com/2409304384998…

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Episode 48 "Special" All things fantasy Football with Dylan Alexander 42:03

7M ago42:03

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We have something special for you today. With the AFL season upon us, Fantasy Football coaches across the nation are gearing up for what looks like the most challenging season yet. We are joined by none other than Dylan Alexander. One of the highest ranking fantasy football coaches in the country, with some of the best tips and information you will…

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Episode 47 - 16 Minutes Gone Forever 50:14

7M ago50:14

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You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a link that will give us a kick back if you purchase 👉 https://form.jotform.com/240930438499870 Fill out the form and one the friendly team will be in touch! And don’t forget to follow us on all the socials: YouTube - https://www.youtube.co…

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Episode 46 - Sport Section 25:56

7M ago25:56

25:56

The first time we've spoken about motor sport Some Cricket The World Game - (soccer) Crent's poor attempt at repeating a joke You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a link that will give us a kick back if you purchase 👉 https://form.jotform.com/240930438499870 Fill out the form …

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Episode 45 - Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles 42:01

7M ago42:01

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In todays episode we re visit the TMHT/TMNT debate in the UK Somehow we speak about Time Zone Gayness Some Win's For The Boy's A couple of cracking fan mail entrants And just some general chat. No sport in this one - Remember that has its own boring episode now. You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your ho…

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Episode 44 - Sports Section - Super Bowl Special 28:13

7M ago28:13

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Crent's Crappy Sports Section now has its own show. Here we keep everything sports related. Please feel free to write in or send us a recording of any sports you would like covered to [email protected] You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a link that will give us a kick bac…

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Episode 43 Lana Backwards 39:20

7M ago39:20

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Slightly new structure starting this week. No Crappy sport section in this episode. The sports section will now have it's own stand alone episode each week. This makes baron happy, so you should also be happy. - A cracking video from Shacka gives us the name of todays episode, so listen out for that - Just our weekly catch up - Fan mail admin@baron…

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Episode 42 - Quickest Thick Shake Ever 1:07:44

7M ago1:07:44

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Don't forget to hit us up at [email protected] if you have anything interesting you would like us to talk about. You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar and get a free review on your home power costs. here's a link that will give us a kick back if you purchase 👉 https://form.jotform.com/240930438499870 Fill out the form and one th…

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Episode 41 - Tokyo Drift 55:12

8M ago55:12

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Strap yourself in for an episode that consist of (much to Crent's delight) mostly fkn sport! We touch on some US politics just for fun. Bash Crent for his stupid call about purple sports teams. Some wonderful words from our listeners. And a big chat about Crent's weekend away with his mates. You should also get in touch with Tasmania Safer Solar an…

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Episode 40 - Altitude Gayness 1:04:48

8M ago1:04:48

1:04:48

We are back from the Christmas Holidays and we have a lot to catch up on - Mostly talking about how altitude can affect you sexuality.... apparently. - Plenty of fan mail keeps us entertained - Crent yawns 300 times - Baron sweats progressively through the episode ( see it on youtube https://youtu.be/yjurtpAz2jw ) - Some viral memes - Crent's Crapp…