Best Ark Humor Podcasts (2025)

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The Camel Who Knew the Way 13:59

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When the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) arrives in Madina, the whole city comes alive with hope and love—but where will he stay? Everyone wants to host him, but instead of choosing, he lets his camel walk… and walk… until it stops in the perfect place. Join Zaki, Noora, and the ever-dramatic Captain Suhail as they follow a journey guided by t…

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The Night of Hijra (Part 2) 15:45

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The wait is over! In this thrilling season premiere, the story picks up right where we left off: the Prophet Muhammad ﷺ is about to leave Makkah… but the Quraysh are watching. Will their plan to stop him succeed? Or will a brave act from Ali, a silent desert journey, and a miraculous spider’s web change the course of history? Join Zaki, Noora, and …

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The Sleepers of the Cave 17:00

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When a group of brave young believers flee their city to escape persecution, they hide in a quiet cave… but what happens next is no ordinary escape. Join Zaki and Captain Suhail as they uncover the mysterious, miraculous story of the Sleepers of the Cave — a true tale from the Qur’an about faith, trust in Allah, and the power of time itself. With s…

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The Seagull and the Date Pit 10:15

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When Zaki and Captain Suhail get lost on a desert trail, the last thing they expect is to be rescued… by a dried date pit. What begins as a silly argument over “trash” turns into a hilarious—and surprisingly heartwarming—adventure through sand, sarcasm, and unexpected barakah.By Meraj Digital

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Talking All Things Spooky Season with Chip and Jeff 1:31:25

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Chip and Jeff are back from HELL and are super excited to chat about trick-or-treating, top-tier costumes, and all things Halloween. They also discuss Australians, Yakov Smirnoff, Dice Man, battling monsters, great unexpected kid costumes, when the candy runs out, The Ramones, “Airplane!,” Goose vs Geese, The Beths, Chappie, Flo and Mel from “Alice…

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Once Upon a Squawk! 12:24

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When Zaki sits down to share a quiet reflection about storytelling, Captain Suhail swoops in — determined to tell his own tale instead! What starts as a friendly storytime turns into The Great Story-Off, a whirlwind of whales, pearls, and very dramatic squawking. But when their story spins out of control, Zaki and Suhail learn that the best stories…

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The Case of the Missing Jar 14:01

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Something sweet has gone missing in the oasis — and chaos is about to buzz! When Zaki discovers his beloved honey jar has vanished, Captain Suhail leaps into “detective mode,” trench coat and all, while poor Zaki spirals into jinn theories and “spiritual buzzing.” With Noora as the only voice of reason, the trio stumbles through clues, bees, and wi…

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The Feather of Patience 9:53

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By Meraj Digital

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The Night of Hijra Part 1 (Season 2 Finale) 14:08

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In the quiet of the night, the Quraysh plotted a dark plan to end the Prophet’s mission forever. But Allah had a greater plan. In this suspenseful season finale, Zaki the Hoopoe, Noora, and Captain Suhail guide you through a story of danger, courage, and faith. Walk the streets of Makkah under the cover of night as the Quraysh scheme their “perfect…

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The Journey So Far 17:15

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This special episode is a journey of memories! 🕌✨ Before the Night of Hijra, Zaki, Captain Sohail, and Noora look back on all the amazing stories from Season 2 — from the first revelation in Cave Ḥirāʾ, to Bilāl’s cry of “Aḥad!”, to the courage of the early Muslims, the Year of Sorrow, and the miraculous Night Journey. Together, they reflect on the…

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The Pledge of Aqabah 16:13

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🌙 The Pledge of Aqabah & Quraysh’s Assassination Plot Under the starlit skies of Makkah, the people of Madinah make a secret pledge to protect the Prophet Muhammad ﷺ with their lives. But in the halls of Quraysh, a dark conspiracy is born: a plan to strike him down once and for all. Join Zaki, Captain Suhail, and Noora as whispers turn to vows, and…

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The Journey of the Night 13:25

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oin Zaki, Captain Suhail, and little Noora on one of the most wondrous adventures in all of history — the Night Journey of Prophet Muhammad ﷺ. On a quiet night in Makkah, Angel Jibreel brings a miraculous creature, the Buraq, to carry the Prophet on a journey beyond imagination. From Makkah to Masjid al-Aqsa in Jerusalem, where he leads all the pro…

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The Book of Allah 12:39

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In this episode, Zaki and Captain Suhail take us on a journey into the Prophet Muhammad’s ﷺ greatest miracle — the Qur’an. Unlike other miracles that were seen only once, the Qur’an is a living miracle, filled with wisdom, guidance, and beauty for all people and all times. Through stories, sound, and wonder, discover how this book changed hearts, i…

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The Day of Stones 15:06

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What do you do when people throw stones instead of kindness? In one of the hardest moments of his life, the Prophet Muhammad ﷺ traveled to the city of Ta’if, hoping the people would welcome his message of mercy. But instead, he was met with rejection, cruel laughter — and painful stones. With only young Ali by his side, the Prophet endured one of t…

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The Year of Sorrow 12:22

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In this moving episode of Amazing Stories with Zaki, we journey to one of the hardest times in Prophet Muhammad’s life — the boycott of the Muslims in Makkah and the Year of Sorrow. The Prophet loses both his beloved wife Khadījah and his uncle Abū Ṭālib, facing grief, loneliness, and hardship with patience and trust in Allah. Join Zaki, Suhail, an…

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The Day the Sword Fell 10:42

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In Makkah, tension hangs in the air. Whispers turn to glares, and one man walks the streets with a sword in his hand and anger in his heart. But at the doorway to the Prophet ﷺ, two unshakable guards stand watch… and Allah’s protection changes everything. Join Zaki, Noora, and Captain Suhail for a story of danger, courage, and the truth that outshi…

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A Plea Before a King 13:30

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The Muslims have been pushed to the edge in Makkah. With nowhere left to turn, a small group sets out across the sea, searching for safety in a strange land ruled by a powerful king. But will he show them mercy… or send them back to danger? Join Zaki, Noora, and Captain Suhail as they follow the journey of Ja’far ibn Abi Talib and the first Muslim …

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The Lion of Allah 15:06

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When the Quraysh begin to harm the Prophet Muhammad ﷺ, someone is watching… someone fierce, loyal, and unafraid. Meet Hamza ibn Abdul Muttalib—hunter, warrior, and the Prophet’s beloved uncle. In this powerful story of love, justice, and bravery, Hamza returns from the wilderness to discover what’s been done to his nephew—and makes a choice that wi…

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A Voice Under a Stone 11:49

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When the world tried to silence him, he spoke one word that echoed through history… In this powerful true story from early Islam, Zaki, Suhail, and Noora explore the life of Bilal ibn Rabah, a man born into slavery who found the greatest freedom of all—faith in One God. As Bilal endures cruelty for his belief, he repeats a single word: “Ahad” (One)…

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The Son Who Held On 15:13

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Makkah, 615 CE. The message of Islam has gone public—and the Quraysh aren’t happy. In this powerful and emotional story, Zaki, Captain Suhail, and Noora share the true tale of Ammar ibn Yasir and his parents, Sumayyah and Yasir—the first family to be persecuted for their faith. As the pressure mounts and cruelty rises, their quiet courage teaches u…

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The City, the Mountain, and the Message 15:17

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When the Prophet Muhammad ﷺ receives a command from Allah to share the message of Islam with all of Makkah, he climbs Mount Safa to make a bold, public call for truth. But not everyone is happy to hear it—including his own uncle, Abu Lahab. In this powerful episode, Zaki, Captain Suhail, and Noora explore the courage it takes to speak up, even when…

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The Dinner Party 13:28

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When the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) invites his family to a humble dinner with a world-changing message, silence fills the room—until one young voice rises above them all. Join Zaki, Captain Suhail, and Noora for a story of faith, courage, and the very first stand for Islam. A cinematic tale of family, truth, and the bravery of a thirteen…

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The First Muslims 13:27

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In this episode, Zaki, Noora, and Captain Suhail journey to 7th-century Makkah to uncover the earliest days of Islam. While the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) shares the message of Tawheed in secret, a small group—including Khadijah, Ali, and Zayd—quietly embrace faith. Inside Dar al-Arqam, the teachings of the Qur’an begin to transform heart…

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The Dawn of Islam 14:49

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When the world was dark and quiet, one man climbed a mountain searching for truth—and came down with a message that would change history forever. Join Zaki, Suhail, and Noora as they journey to the Cave of Hira to witness the very first revelation of the Qur’an. With wonder, warmth, and heart, this episode tells the story of how the Prophet Muhamma…

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Playing “Ticket Worthy” with Chip and Jeff 1:17:45

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How much would you pay to see a band you like? How much would you need to be paid to see a band you don’t like?By Junk Miles with Chip and Jeff

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The Black Stone 11:45

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Episode 10: The Black Stone – A Test of Wisdom When Makkah’s tribes nearly go to war over one sacred stone, a young man named Muhammad steps in with a plan that changes everything. Can wisdom stop a fight? Join Zaki, Noora, and Captain Suhail to find out!By Meraj Digital

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The Prophet and the Cub 11:29

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In this powerful and tender episode, Zaki takes us back to the sacred city of Makkah, where a woman filled with hope and faith approaches the Ka’bah with a prayer on her lips and a child stirring within her.By Meraj Digital

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The Marriage of the Prophet and Khadijah 14:53

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Zaki’s having a feather-flipping panic—until Suhail shares the story of how Prophet Muhammad ﷺ and Lady Khadijah built a love based on trust and kindness. A heartwarming tale for the whole family! Moral: True love is built on trust, not charm. 🎧 Perfect for Ages: 5–12 (and their grown-up sidekicks!)By Meraj Digital

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Bring Back Crossover Episodes 47:07

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) Picture this: the year is 2006, and Disney's three-episode crossover series 'That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana' is releasing its first episode at 8/7 central, and you're SAT, ready to witness a piece of history. James and I take to the podcast to nerd out over iconic crossover episodes, spiral…

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The Honest Trader 14:54

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In the bustling markets of ancient Makkah, one young man stood out—not by shouting the loudest, but by being the most honest. In this heartfelt episode, Zaki and Suhail take us into the story of how Prophet Muhammad ﷺ earned the title Al-Amin—The Trustworthy—long before he became a prophet. With playful banter, moral tests, and a visit from someone…

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We’re All Afraid Our Kids Will Be Losers 56:33

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) We're all secretly afraid that our kids will be losers, and listen, I'm here to tell you that if that happened to me? I wouldn't talk to him either! James and I jump on the podcast to toast to bar games (think pool, darts, shuffleboard, yktv!!!), lament the fact that our thousand-dollar pocket comp…

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The Secret Gift 13:01

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When a traveler leaves a bag of gold with young Muhammad (peace be upon him), a quiet test of trust begins. Join Zaki and Captain Suhail as they uncover a story of honesty, patience, and the meaning of true integrity. Even the smallest choices can reveal the biggest truths!By Meraj Digital

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The Breakfast Industrial Complex 1:13:43

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) Why did breakfast box itself into such narrow thinking? The day's most important meal could be so much more than eggs, if only we let it become fully realized!!! Sadie and I jump on the podcast to chat about nicknames we love, bike lanes we loathe, and our deep dissatisfaction with the oppressive e…

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The Pact of the Brave 15:59

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When a traveling merchant is treated unfairly in the heart of Makkah, no one dares to help—until a few brave voices rise to do what’s right. Zaki tells the powerful true story of a promise that changed everything: Hilf al-Fudul, the Pact of Justice. Even young Muhammad (peace be upon him) joined this stand for fairness—long before he became a Proph…

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Novelty Snacks 1:23:56

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) If there's a viral snack collab unfolding, Lilly is on the scene! Mountain Dew x Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Sign her up. Swedish Fish Oreos? She's buying 'em, and nobody can stop her, damn it! Lilly and I take to the podcast to indulge in absurd snack innovations, spiral about accumulating too much “stuf…

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The Boy, the Monk, and the Protector 14:44

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A boy, a monk, and a big decision! Join Zaki and Captain Suhail as they journey across the desert sands to uncover a secret that could change the world. When true greatness is discovered, Abu Talib must make a brave choice—protect his precious nephew, no matter the danger or the cost. A story of courage, trust, and the quiet kind of heroism that sh…

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A Biggie for Your Troubles 1:20:06

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) Who eats sardines straight from the tin, carries a wad of rubberband-bound singles, and is in “talks” with the Italian government? Depends on who's asking. Adam and I take to the podcast to toast to tinned fish, raise a stink about early morning construction, and pour one out for the many folks who…

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The Shepard in the Desert 13:57

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The Shepard in the Desert When Zaki gets stuck watching a noisy baby bird, he thinks it's the worst job ever—until he learns about the early life of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) as a young shepherd. Through the quiet hills of Makkah, we discover how caring for sheep helped shape the heart of a future Prophet. With a little help (and a lot o…

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Sexy Unique Restaurant 1:10:23

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) It’s important to remember that the SUR experience has little to do with the food. Its true specialties lie in campy ambiance, overpriced cocktails, and the chance to share a room with some of reality TV’s messiest players—pure bliss! Matt and I jump on the podcast to honor our favorite divorce alb…

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The Orphan 15:53

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Before he was a Prophet, Muhammad faced deep loss. Discover how love, faith, and quiet strength shaped a boy who would one day change the world.By Meraj Digital

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The Waterpark Capital of the World 1:26:25

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) Picture this: You're freshly thirteen, you've got your brand new Ocean Pacific swimsuit on, and you're patiently making your way up the wooden staircase with your tube in hand. What's waiting for you at the top, you ask? None other than the Wilderness' most infamous waterslide, the Hurricane. Talk …

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The Night of Hope 12:47

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🎙️ Season 2, Episode 1 – The Night of Hope Welcome back, young adventurers! In this magical season opener of Amazing Stories with Zaki the Hoopoe, we journey to a quiet night in Makkah—a night filled with stars, whispers of destiny, and the birth of someone who would change the world forever. After the miracle of the Year of the Elephant, something…

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Wrestling Is the Straight Man’s Drag 1:00:40

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) Name something more c*nty than a giant chiseled man with a spray tan and platinum blonde blowout strutting to the ring in a bedazzled outfit to the tune of "Real American"—you can't! Rohan and I take to the podcast to celebrate grown men finding an outlet for self-expression, reject the creation of…

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Just Scan the QR Code on the Table 46:52

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) If I have to use my own cellphone to pull up the menu at the restaurant, I'm clocking in because I work here now. I said what I said! James and I return to the podcast to celebrate Flow's Academy Award for Best Animated Feature (s/o to Latvia, a real place that exists!), dismantle the Digital Menu …

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The Adventure of the Eid Treasure Map 13:57

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Zaki the Hoopoe and his ever-grumbly travel buddy Captain Suhail stumble upon a mysterious treasure map hidden in a box of Eid sweets—and you know what that means: adventure time! 🏜️🌙 From ancient riddles and rhyming camels to swirling desert mirages and hidden chambers, the two unlikely heroes journey across the sands on a quest full of mystery, m…

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Ramadan Special: The Mission of the Dates 8:42

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🌙 Ramadhan Special: The Big Date Dilemma | Amazing Stories with Zaki 🐦✨ When Zaki the Hoopoe and Captain Suhail the Seagull set out to deliver dates to a nearby village for iftar, they think it’ll be smooth sailing… until a sudden storm, a torn date sack, and a hungry little fox cub change their journey completely. In this heartwarming Ramadhan adv…

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Feeling Insecure About My Water Bottle 39:55

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) I recently found myself feeling insecure about my Hydro during a Zoom call full of Stanleys and decided enough is enough! Screw your trendy water bottle! Unless you're still chewing on your Camelbak straw, like seriously, it's time to move on. James and I hit the podcast to celebrate mixing metals,…

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Season One Finale: The Year of the Elephant 15:59

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In this thrilling season finale of Amazing Stories with Zaki, we journey back to one of the most incredible events in history—the Year of the Elephant! Zaki the Hoopoe takes us on an adventure filled with towering elephants, a mighty army led by the ambitious Abraha, and the unexpected heroes of the story—tiny birds with a powerful mission. As Abra…

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Leaving It All on the Field 1:22:33

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Send us a love letter (or hate mail, your choice!) Picture this: The year is 2025 and you're making the active choice to jump back on the reading train after it dawns on you that you've forgotten how to do anything besides watch TV. Sound familiar? If so, you're safe here! Grace and I take to the podcast to celebrate Chelsea Handler's new book, I'l…

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Talking Super Fun Music Trivia and Fraud Street Loop! 1:26:02

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Chip and Jeff chat about running and the awesome Fraud Street Loop with Philadelphia's premier running coach Gerard Pescatore! As a reward for all you good people supporting this fundraiser for Philabundance, Chip and Jeff take turns asking some of the best music trivia questions from the 70s, 80s, 90s, and beyond! We also chat about dogs named Fra…