Best Aldizzle Podcasts (2026)

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Ep #46 - It was Icy Hot 25:26

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4+ y ago25:26

25:26

The guys are back and discussing the things they believe cause cancer as well as how movies could end if they played out a little further on into the storyline.

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Ep #45 - Cashews Are Never The Answer 19:47

5+ y ago19:47

19:47

On this episode the guys talk the best place to live as a ghost, the best nuts for ice cream, and best famous cornhole partners. Enjoy!!!

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Ep #44 - Strawberry Milk 24:21

5+ y ago24:21

24:21

Today the guys take some time to discuss trash collectors, strawberry milk, a couple would you rathers, and everybody's childhood friend, the bus driver. Enjoy!!!

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Ep #43 - Piano Guy 24:36

5+ y ago24:36

24:36

This week Alan & Justin discuss the oddity of being the piano guy in a band, times you don't want to see a magician, and would they rather be Neo or Thanos. Enjoy!!!

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Ep #42 - Online Shopping & Checking the Mail 22:45

5+ y ago22:45

22:45

Today Alan & Justin go over internet shopping issues and Justin's trouble with the post office.

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Ep #41 - Adam Kills Post Malone 27:38

5+ y ago27:38

27:38

This episode the guys talk about possibly saving a man's life, play "Fight to the Death", and then try to figure out if these medical terms are real or fake. Enjoy!

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Ep #40 - Pancakes & Waffles 34:11

5+ y ago34:11

34:11

Alan admits he didn't go to a real college, almost confronts a kid over their opinion on breakfast foods, and Justin questions why anybody would want to go to Jurassic Park. Also, the two play a fun game combining reality shows like Tiger King & 90 Day Fiance. Enjoy!!!

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Ep #39 - Real or Fake Countries 19:21

5+ y ago19:21

19:21

Today Alan quizzes Justin & Adam on a little geography to see if they can guess if the countries listed are real or fake. Enjoy!!!

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Ep #38 - Don't Give These Presents to Your Girl 24:12

5+ y ago24:12

24:12

This episode Alan & Justin list a few gifts you should not give your wife or girlfriend as a present, and then go off on tangents including the Browns, Corona Virus, and true Superheroes. Enjoy!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #37 - Everything Has a Price 25:21

6y ago25:21

25:21

Alan, Justin, and Adam take on a new game "Everything Has a Price" that asks how much money they would need to do things all the way from selling a kidney to kidnapping dogs. Enjoy.By Aldizzle

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Ep #36 - Do You Pee Sitting? 22:19

6y ago22:19

22:19

Today Alan & Justin discuss seated peeing, pizza preferences, and how to make Married at First Sight better. Enjoy!By Aldizzle

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Ep #35 - "Santa has to die, I guess" 26:36

6y ago26:36

26:36

Adam & Justin finally admit to crapping their pants as adults, two hosts choose to murder Saint Nick, Adam ruins a family get together and might be a terrorist.By Aldizzle

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Ep #34 - Adam Sucks at Telling Stories 35:04

6+ y ago35:04

35:04

Today Justin & Alan discuss a few moral dilemmas before going off on a tangent about Adam's storytelling abilities. He will be back on the show soon, and hopefully he won't tell any stories. Enjoy!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #33 - Moral Dilemmas 41:42

6+ y ago41:42

41:42

Justin & Alan discuss the moral dilemmas presented by lying, free speech, mass murder, the Holocaust, and then get on a very long tangent of fat shaming. Hope you had your Taco Bell, because this is a long Bathroom Break. Enjoy!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #32 - Supermarket Loser 20:34

6+ y ago20:34

20:34

The guys create more tv show mashups, ask the morality of stealing toilet paper from an Air B&B, and Adam teases us with a nugget about a swollen testicle.By Aldizzle

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Ep #31 - You ever crap your pants? 36:06

6+ y ago36:06

36:06

After taking a long break, the guys are back with moral questions, stories of crapping their pants, and a new game. Give it a listen, and as always, enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #30 - Future Tech Draft 44:39

6+ y ago44:39

44:39

In the guys' 30th episode Adam joins to take on moral dilemmas and a draft of technology from movies. Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #29 - Carrie Plays Games 39:41

7y ago39:41

39:41

The guys have a guest as Carrie from "Girls, Beer, Sports" joins in on some moral dilemmas and a couple Drink with/Live with/Kill. And of course, she adds her take on whether or not a corndog is a sandwhich.By Aldizzle

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Ep #28 - Chopped 20:31

7y ago20:31

20:31

After a brief hiatus, the guys are back to discuss what exactly a corn dog is, the morality of telling your child he isn't yours, and how to make the show "Chopped" better. Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #27 - Glittery Troll Farts 41:15

7y ago41:15

41:15

In their best episode to date, the guys talk about Universal Studios' newest attraction, Miami's new punter, walmart's pringle/wine mixer, how old Alan seems, and there are a few moral questions. Enjoy your bathroom break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #26 - Deep Topics for Deep Poops 42:58

7y ago42:58

42:58

Hope you had some Taco Bell because this is a long one. The guys discuss news, play a new game called "Who Feels Worse", and then draft three things they would carry in the movie Bird Box. Enjoy you Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #25 - Toiletries & Shamed Black Celebs 26:38

7y ago26:38

26:38

This episode of Bathroom Break the guys are joined by brothers Adam & Austin while discussing some news stories, drafting the 3 most essential toiletries, and playing "Drink w/,Live w/, or Kill" featuring famous black Americans who have fallen from grace.By Aldizzle

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Ep #24 - New Year's Pee 38:23

7y ago38:23

38:23

In the last episode of 2018 the guys welcome their friend Adam, who joins the show from a 711 parking lot to discuss New Year's Eve facts, play Drink with/Live with/Kill featuring NYE show hosts, and discuss the morality of telling your friend you peed in their sink. Enjoy your Bathroom Break & Happy New Year's!!!…

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Ep #23 - Happy Holidays 43:17

7y ago43:17

43:17

In this year’s holiday episode the guys talk holiday news, including a teacher who told students Santa wasn’t real, and then rank their favorite Christmas movies, play a little holiday version of “Fight to the Death” and “Get Wasted With/Live With/Kill” featuring everybody’s favorite holiday characters. Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!…

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Ep #22 - Mostly Christmas Stuff 25:29

7y ago25:29

25:29

This week Alan & Justin talk Christmas. First, Justin drafts a 5v5 football team featuring characters from Christmas movies, while their friend Adam tries to do the same and fails miserably. Then Justin offers up a moral question Christmas style. Listen to this on the john to this Christmas show to get you ready for next week's Holiday Extravaganza…

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Ep #21 - Justin Hates Deepdish 29:12

7y ago29:12

29:12

Today's episode is an interesting one. What starts off with UFC picks & fantasy football tidbits, goes into Justin's fear of whales and hatred for deepdish pizza, and why he won't visit Dubai.By Aldizzle

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Ep #20 - Numbers Game 34:17

7y ago34:17

34:17

I can't believe we made it twenty episodes either, but here we are. This episode the guys talk about whether or not the word "poop" is professional, the weekend's UFC headliner, and Justin & Alan play a new game based on jersey numbers. Enjoy your bathroom break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #19 - Justin Fights a Flat Earther 29:31

7y ago29:31

29:31

In this episode the guys discuss the Khabib-Connor mayhem, the world's most pointless reasearch, and Justin chooses to fight a Flat Earther instead of an overly pushy religious person. Also, screw you RabHimself, or whatever your stupid name is.By Aldizzle

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Ep #18 - Sinking Ship 30:21

7y ago30:21

30:21

This week the guys discuss the morality of gene editing, what to do when your cruise ship goes down, and Alan apologizes to Justin for making fun of his fantasy football team after the guys discuss the world's stupidest sports.By Aldizzle

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Ep #17 - Free Samples 33:59

7+ y ago33:59

33:59

This week on Bathroom Break the guys discuss Justin's misfortune in fantasy football, the big problem with the NFL, the morality of taking free samples, and ways to make 'The Bachelor' better viewing. Enjoy your bathroom break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #16 - Alan's Got Anger Issues 32:25

7+ y ago32:25

32:25

Hopefully the guys bring a little entertainment to your bathroom break, as Justin and Alan make decisions about concentration camp killings, tipping servers, and the worst people in the world. Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #15 - Strawberry Blonde 18:12

7+ y ago18:12

18:12

In this short episode the guys have a pissing contest in fantasy football, they both murder a pregnant woman, Alan feeds vegans animal products, and Justin is friends with men who use the term "Strawberry Blonde". Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #14 - Pumpkin Spice & Fantasy Fantasy Football 26:36

7+ y ago26:36

26:36

This episode the guys kick off Fall by talking about every white girl's favorite flavor, and play an interesting game of fantasy fantasy football. Enjoy your bathroom break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #13 - Moral Questions 24:40

7+ y ago24:40

24:40

In yet another episode of Bathroom Break, Justin turns the episode dark by turning a conversation about football into depressing moral questions. Follow that up with a fun drink with/live with/ kill, and a fun fact about our hosts and their "special needs".By Aldizzle

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Ep #12 - Cry Room 26:40

7+ y ago26:40

26:40

This week Justin & Alan discuss the need for a crying room, Justin's apparent masculine eating, and whether or not things happened. It's a way better game than it sounds like it is. Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #11 - Poop Transplants 26:42

7+ y ago26:42

26:42

This episode Justin & Alan talk about a quick way to make 20 dollars on the toilet, how much you trust your doctor's education, how much competitive athletes make, and play drink with/ live with/ kill with some strange characters. Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #10 - Well This Episode Got Dark 34:16

7+ y ago34:16

34:16

In this episode everything starts off well with a couple stories about Chicago. But then the show takes a dark twist during "Would You Rather". Enjoy your Bathroom Break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #9 - Old Colors, Crocs, and America 38:22

7+ y ago38:22

38:22

This episode the guys talk about the world's oldest color, a crocodile search and what it means for the possibility of Big Foot's existence, Jersey Shore Relapse Edition, and why Kidd Rock is far more American than Oprah.By Aldizzle

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Ep #8 - Mr. Doubtfire 47:45

7+ y ago47:45

47:45

Hope you have a long bathroom break because the guys are back with a long episode discussing gaming addiction, expensive artwork, and movie sequels that need to happen. Enjoy!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #7 - MARVEL vs. Rocky 29:33

7+ y ago29:33

29:33

In this episode Justin & Alan talk about Infinity War, and then play Rocky vs. Marvel. Yeah, you heard that right! Then they get into their favorite subject, Fast & the Furious. And of Course the new game: Roids or Not? Enjoy this nerdy episode and your Bathroom Break.By Aldizzle

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Ep #6 - P.A.S.S. 26:26

7+ y ago26:26

26:26

In this episode of BB Justin & Alan discuss the comparison of wives and mothers, and then they take on the Fire Safety and the apparent stupidity of people who don't know how to use a fire extinguisher. This is all followed up by a new game called "How Old is It?"By Aldizzle

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Ep #5 - Musicals 29:39

7+ y ago29:39

29:39

Justin writes a whole show about musicals, but it gets derailed when the guys start talking about Fast & the Furious. Enjoy your bathroom break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #4 - Gym Etiquette 25:54

7+ y ago25:54

25:54

Celebrity Leaders Against Zombies, Gym Etiquette, The McCaffrey, Joey Fatone. You're Welcome!By Aldizzle

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Ep #3 - High Fives 31:27

7+ y ago31:27

31:27

Can Justin & Alan really spend an entire episode on high fives? They sure can. Listen and find out who they really want to high five!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep #2 - Please Wash Your Hands 27:41

7+ y ago27:41

27:41

Hospital Beer, Mayo-chup, the Vegas Deathray, House Hunters – Murder Edition, and Get Drunk With / Live With / Kill featuring the greatest wrestlers of all-time. Enjoy your bathroom break.By Aldizzle

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Ep #1 - Welcome to Bathroom Break 22:13

7+ y ago22:13

22:13

In the first ever episode of BB, Justin & Alan give you some quality bathroom listening with topics ranging from steroids to fighting seven Howard Sterns to the Real Housewives. Enjoy your bathroom break!!!By Aldizzle

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Ep. 54 - NFL Picks Week 15 32:38

8y ago32:38

32:38

On this episode Alan & Justin run through the NFL games for Week 15, making their picks against the spread, and then they have a little fun with drink with/live with/kill featuring the best Christmas movie villians of all-time, and yes DieHard is a Christmas movie.By Aldizzle

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Ep. 53 - NFL Week 14 Picks 26:02

8y ago26:02

26:02

On this episode Alan & Justin run through the NFL games for Week 14, making their picks against the spread, and then they have a little fun with drink with/live with/kill featuring some of the best Christmas movie characters in film history.By Aldizzle

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Ep. 52 - All College Football 23:20

8y ago23:20

23:20

Today Alan talks all about College Football as he goes over what happened in the conference championship games and why the College Football Playoff Committee was right to leave out Ohio State & USC.By Aldizzle

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Ep. 51 - NFL Picks Week 13 39:23

8y ago39:23

39:23

Today Alan and Justin talk about the upcoming football games coming off great betting weeks for both people. Oh, and they also talk about which historic Packers backup QB they would drink with/live with/kill.By Aldizzle