An in-depth textual analysis of the Book of Mormon, mingled with humor.
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24 - Knockoff Conversions and Secret Combinations
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1:26:53WE'RE BACK! Thank you all for your patience. Today we are reading Alma 35-38 today! Let's talk about the poor Zoramites and Alma's epistles to his two righteous sons! [email protected] Today's closing music is brought to you by the many awkward EFY dances in late 1990s-early 2000sBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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23 - I'm Gonna Knock You Out! Mama Zenock You Out!
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1:48:13"Don't call it a comeback!" Today we talk about some interesting, seemingly non-existent Old Testament prophets, Zenos and Zenock from Alma 33-34. We are joined by our friend, The Star of Kolob, Yakov. A lot of insight into the time period of which Alma and Amulek are quoting. Join us! [email protected] End music by Jared Ray Gilmore…
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22 - Rameumptom- Fake Word. Real Fun.
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2:21:33Good day, brothers and sisters. Hope y'all are staying safe. We have a new episode today to talk about Alma 31-32 today. Zoramites. Rameumptoms. And some gardening tips. Tune in. [email protected] End music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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21 - O That I Were An Anti-Christ, part 2
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1:58:41Part 2 to finish up Alma 29-30 today. We get to meet our first "anti-christ" in the Book of Mormon. But were his doubts resolved? Tune in to find out. [email protected] End music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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20 - O That I Were an Anti-Christ, part 1
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58:34Back for another ep. Talking about Ammon and his bros as they meet up with Alma after a 14-year mission and Alma's self-righteous soliloquy. Joining us this week is our friend the Star of Kolob. Stay tuned for part 2 as well. [email protected] End music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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19 - Fruits of Brosiah: Shiny Happy Christians Holding Hands
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1:35:45Now we go with the Brosiahs and all the "antis". If the story in these chapters sounds familiar, it is because it is pretty much a carbon copy of the story just before it! Join us on this lengthy ep of Alma 20-25. [email protected] End music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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18 - Plot Twist: Lamanites Are People and Horses Are Horses
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2:11:23Welcome back! One of Adam-God's favorite BoM story was that of Ammon. Today we talk all about him and how he hunts with a sword, kills people with a sling, and hacks off arms. Don't worry, there's more: CHARIOTS?! [email protected] End music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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17 - Barbecue of Faith_ Conclusion of Ammonihah, part 2
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1:25:12Sorry for the delay! Here is part 2 from our discussion with The Star of Kolob. We dive more into Alma 13-16 to wrap up our adventures with Alma and Amulek. Join us! We reference a great article written by David P Wright. Here is a link (see chapter 6). http://signaturebookslibrary.org/book-of-mormon-2/ [email protected] End music by Jared …
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16 - Barbecue of Faith_ Conclusion of Ammonihah, part 1
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1:39:19Sorry for the delay! We are back and working to be more regular. We have taken our fiber. Today we talk about Alma 12-13 and the connection to Hebrews. We are joined by a friend, The Star of Kolob on this episode for some deep knowledge. We reference a great article written by David P Wright. Here is a link (see chapter 6). http://signaturebookslib…
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Happy holidays, you filthy animals. Welcome back to the show! We are diving into Alma 11-13 and holy shit, it's a fun one. Zeezrom is the worst lawyer ever, and Alma/Amulek are the worse defense attorneys ever. Tune in! [email protected] End music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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14 - Alma & Amulek vs. The Shitty Lawyers
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1:25:53Today on the podcast we have a lot to cover. First, we miss out on stuff too sacred to be written. We wrestle with God. And we talk about anachronistic legal systems. Join us! We will be having a short break due to personal reasons but we will return as quickly as possible. Thanks for listening. [email protected] End music by Jared Ray Gilm…
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13 - Alma, Jr.'s Long Sermons...Sermons, U.S.A.
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1:26:36Brothers and sisters, today we discuss Alma 5-7 and Alma Jr. long-ass sermons. Have you received this podcast in your souls? I say unto you, yea, ye have. And if ye have not, ye ought need to repent! [email protected] End music by Jared Ray Gilmore.By Adam-God and The Last Danite
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12 - President Alma, Jr. and the Tale of the Dark Skin Curse
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2:07:02NEHOR, when you need priestcraft! You know where to go… NEHOR! Our first instance of priestcraft is taught today. Also, a very bloody battle that rivals some of the bloodiest battles of the Civil War or Revolutionary War. Finally, we talk about the curse of blackness described in the Book of Mormon. Some real quality readings today if you want to k…
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11 - Move Over, George Washington, There's a New Founding Father in Town
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2:13:02Towers, interpreters, democracy? What antics are coming up in South/Central America in 83 B.C.? Join your hosts Adam-God and The Last Danite in our latest study of the Book of Mormon, the most correct of any book on earth. [email protected] Outro music by Jared Ray Gilmore
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10 - In Zarahemla, Concrete Jungle That Joseph Made Up
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1:46:24Your favorite amateur Book of Mormon "scholars" are back at it again. Mulok, Alma Junior (what a screw-up) and his merry band of apostates. Join us as we tackle the next block in our scripture study, mingled with humor. [email protected] Outro music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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09 - Crime Doesn't Pay. Unless You Kidnap Our Daughters. Then We'll Grant You a Fiefdom, Part 2
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50:40PART 2!!!! We are joined and intimidated by Adam-God's helpmeet, Ribby, as she recounts her favorite female Book of Mormon heroes. Wait a minute... [email protected] end music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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08 - Crime Doesn't Pay. Unless You Kidnap Our Daughters. Then We'll Grant You a Fiefdom, Part 1
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1:42:28Part 1: Fair daughters? Collect 'em all! We discuss flocks of... ducks? gullible Lamanites, and Mormon God's petty faith tests. [email protected] Outro music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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How is Gideon the Forrest Gump of the golden plates? Are Book of Mormon swords Atlatls or AT-ATs? How old were the Nephites' daughters? Does Ammon the explorer have early onset dementia? These and other burning questions answered on this week's episode! [email protected] Outro music by Jared Ray Gilmore…
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06 - It's almost as if being ordained by dead guys is unnecessary!
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1:50:40all this was done in Mormon, yea, by the waters of Mormon, in the forest that was near the waters of Mormon; yea, the place of Mormon, the waters of Mormon, the forest of Mormon, how beautiful are they to the eyes of them who there came to the knowledge of their Redeemer; Today we dive into the tale of Alma Sr. baptizing himself and Helam. That's w…
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05 - Abinadi: Live from the Burned-over District
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1:39:54Let's talk about how totally 'scaped Abinadi is as portrayed by good ol Arnie Friberg. Tons of good stuff in this ep. Are you ready to learn a little about deuterons-Isaiah? Thanks for listening. [email protected] Outro music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam-God and The Last Danite
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04 - Jaguars, Concubines, and Winebibbers, Oh My!
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1:35:28Towers, unexplained population growth, scimitars, mystery vegetables, and pre-Columbian alcohol don't mix. Actually, that sounds like a rocking Saturday night in the ill-fated land of Lehi Nephi. Bring your wives and concubines and join the party! Outro music by Jared Ray Gilmore
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Welcome brothers and sisters. Today we discuss Limhi in chapters 7-8 of Mosiah in the Book of Mormon. Some housecleaning on this ep: We are definitely not perfect and we are still learning. If there is ever any evidence, fact, or truth we misrepresent or recount inaccurately, we are determined to correct it for the future. Let us know at anditcamet…
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02 - Final Revival for Right Rev. King Benjamin
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1:38:35Today we are studying Mosiah 2-6, chapters known for King Benjamin's last speech. We got all the goods: towers, ephemeral writings, and CHORUS VOICE! Intro/outro music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam and Dan
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01 - Introductions and Mosiah Priority
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1:32:56Today we introduce our pseudonyms (Adam and Dan) and talk about our respective backgrounds. Then we start in on discussing Mosiah Priority in the Book of Mormon. Intro/outro music by Jared Ray GilmoreBy Adam and Dan
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